Non-motoring > What's your Enid Blyton name? Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Crankcase Replies: 34

 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Crankcase
If you didn't read Blyton, no matter, you'll get the point.

Your Blyton name is your Great Uncle's first name and the name of your primary school. If you are female, it's your (her) great aunt's first name and her primary school, obviously.

if you have no great uncle or aunt then it's the generation that counts.

That makes me Cecil Hazeldene, who absolutely sounds like a Blyton character with a monocle, and Mrs C is thus Edna Margaret Dane, who's undoubtedly the tomboy sixth former.
Last edited by: Crankcase on Wed 27 Jun 12 at 14:54
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Bromptonaut
Frank St Peter or maybe Arthur Rawdon depending on which great uncle and how the school name is used. Both sound more like grown ups than children.

SWMBO would be Elizabeth Crosby; perhaps a slightly ungainly pupil at Mallory Towers.
Last edited by: Bromptonaut on Wed 27 Jun 12 at 15:01
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Roger.
Jack Byron - very dashing, eh what, old bean?
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Bromptonaut
>> SWMBO would be Elizabeth Crosby; perhaps a slightly ungainly pupil at Mallory Towers.

Dohh, getting the generations crossed. Vera or Mikki Crosby!!
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Crankcase
Vera and Mikki Crosby - definitely two sisters, one who has a riding accident, but gamely struggles through the term to see her sister Vera take the lacrosse cup.
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Ian (Cape Town)
Lashings of ginger beer!
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Zero
Makes me Tom Mary! Conjures up visions of Quentin Crisp!
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - devonite
Oh Dear!! - Laurence St Patrick !! cue frilly cuffs "n" ruffs!! ;-( (and a lace hanky)
Last edited by: devonite on Wed 27 Jun 12 at 15:40
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Zero
Fancy a night out dear?
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Robin O'Reliant
John St Anthony.
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Armel Coussine
Luke Hermitage or Grant Hill, take your pick. I don't want to be called Dunstan so we can leave him out.
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Manatee
There's a Harold, George, Sam, Robert and Arthur in there as well but I'll go for Nelson Carr-Green.
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Ted

I think Percy Oswald comes as close as I can get.

There's another version that we like here...Name of first pet followed by mum's maiden name.

I now become Beauty Pickersgill and Swmbo is.....wait for it.....Twizzle Hulme !!!

My mind has boggled already !

Ted
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Westpig
Jack Newton Ferrers.

Maybe I should add a hyphen to the surname.
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Badwolf
>> There's another version that we like here...Name of first pet followed by mum's maiden name.

My best mate became Skippy Allcock using that formula!

To go back to the OP, my Enid Blyton name would be Frank Farnborough. Not terribly exciting.

Mrs B's would be Derek Woodvale. Equally uninspiring!
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Zero
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>> There's another version that we like here...Name of first pet followed by mum's maiden name.
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>> I now become Beauty Pickersgill and Swmbo is.....wait for it.....Twizzle Hulme !!!

In that case, Twinkle Pashley
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Dog
James Brunswick and Mary Walters.
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Zero
>> James Brunswick and Mary Walters.

Thought one of them would have been "Razors and Approved" there dog.
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Cliff Pope
William St Alban.

My chldren would have the amusing name of Bill Home-Educated.

 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Dog
>>Thought one of them would have been "Razors and Approved" there dog<<

D'you know, one of us must be psychic!
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Bromptonaut
Applying this for the kids blights them with the village name as an EB surname. Taking their senior school by deed poll makes them Stella and Ed Campion.
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - zookeeper
that makes me sidney bridge, cant remember any australian architectural icons in the famous 5?
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - R.P.
Richard Workhouse....
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - L'escargot
Édouard La Celle Saint Cloud.
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Londoner
>> Édouard La Celle Saint Cloud.
>>
Wow! Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Dog
E'e is dis-qualified on account of being sluggish.

:-D
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - devonite
how many of you use your mothers maiden name as the answer to security questions? ;-)
keep `em coming - i`m collecting!!
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Crankcase
Some good names here, but lots of them sound like Mills and Boon heroes!

There is a variant that uses mother's maiden name, but I avoided suggesting it for exactly that reason. I also avoided the "what's your porn star" name game on grounds of delicacy.

I hate sites that only offer a limited range of such questions as "maiden name" as their security question. You lose that info once, you're wide open on all the other sites that you've used it as well, and it's not hard to find out that information about somebody if you want to.

Much better to have a "set your own question" option, which I always do, and always forget the answer.
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Cliff Pope
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>> I hate sites that only offer a limited range of such questions as "maiden name"
>> as their security question.
>>

You don't have to use the real one, as I don't suppose they do a search at the General Register Office to check.
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Crankcase
No, but then I'll forget what I've used. Or use the same one everywhere, so again, if (and it's a harder if this time I agree) it gets discovered, I'm in trouble everywhere again.
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - L'escargot
>> E'e is dis-qualified on account of being sluggish.
>>
>> :-D

That's just the sort of Dog in the manger reply that I expect from a rosbif!
:-D
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - Dog
>>That's just the sort of Dog in the manger reply that I expect from a rosbif!<<

Excusez-moi - I'm a Veggie if you don't mind!

:}
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - TeeCee
Heck, that lumbers me with Arthur St Catherine!

I want no futher part of this......
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - TheManWithNoName
Hello from William Wethersfield!
 What's your Enid Blyton name? - devonite
Ah ha! - you`ve now got a name!!!
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