Unashamedly lifted from another forum.
Real Tories are people who don’t get enough sex.
New Labour are people who get more sex than tories, but not always with their own gender.
Old Labour are people who get more sex than most, although not always with their own species.
Lib-Dems.OK, you can work than one out on your own.
Cameron Tories get lots and lots of sex, mainly with themselves.
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So what are UKIP voters up to?
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U Kip - the rest have sex.
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