We did "Dull and Boring" a while back, but here is an amusing little article. Like the bit
Story recollected of old from my late father regarding two Lincolnshire villages. A signpost gave directions: To Mavis Enderby and Old Bolingbroke. To which had been added "A son, both doing well."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18367156
Now off to a place near Pratts Bottom to film a train.
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There's a signpost on the A614 to 'The Land of Nod', which I often think would be a nice place to while away the afternoon :-)
tinyurl.com/ycm8pjm
Looking at the map, its not far from Ladies Parlour, which might be of interest to some...
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Spital in the Street, Lincs is possibly a place to avoid.
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Lowering the tone somewhat
www.geograph.org.uk/photo/495731
and even further (warning - lots of rude words!!)
www.i-r-genius.com/rudeplaces.html
Sorry!
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One I remember well from school: Wyre Piddle. Recent find on 1923 map of Buxton and Matlock: the hamlet of Bummer Close. Now changed to Summer Close:)
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I used to live in Pratt's Bottom :-)
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Friends moved to Seaman Close. First time I visited I apologised for being late as I was looking for the wrong spelling. They moved again!
Piddletrenthide. More a short story than place name.
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>> One I remember well from school: Wyre Piddle.
Upton Snodsbury, Peopleton and Crowle.
Wyre Piddle, North Piddle
and Piddle in the Hole.
Ted
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>> tinyurl.com/6vua8rz
I reconnoitred the railway at Branch bank, Prickwillow for potential viewing spots. The village has a Pumping Engine museum.
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I often go through Hill Mountain near Haverfordwest. Very flat, not a hint of a mountain or hill in sight.
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>> I often go through Hill Mountain near Haverfordwest. Very flat, not a hint of a
>> mountain or hill in sight.
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Yes - I often wondered about that when we lived in the area!
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So I said little dicky bird why do you sing prickwillow, prickwillow, prickwilow....
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I could never convince people that I hadn't made up Huish Episcopi and Nempnett Thrubwell.
Lovely names. A few times, I've driven through Pennsylvania...only takes a minute !
Ted
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The local village of Shepshed is increasingly on the itinerary of coach tours for Americans. Why? Because it's only a minute off the M1, and it has a street named Butt Hole Lane.
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I'd open a cafe down there and call it "the butty hole" Sell them chip butties.
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..........yes, but the Yanks would expect potato crisps to be in the butties, not chips!
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>> The local village of Shepshed is increasingly on the itinerary of coach tours for Americans.
>> Why? Because it's only a minute off the M1, and it has a street named
>> Butt Hole Lane.
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you must be familiar with flesh hovel lane, and slash lane near qourn TD?
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I have a kind of synesthesia with place names and often they come with an immediate mental image or meaning. Milton Keynes and Weston Turville sound like people, not places.
I found the Book of Liff quite odd as the definitions conflicted with my own preconceptions, though we did subsequently adopt some meanings from it - when we haven't been shopping we scour the fridge for Goosnarghs to make a meal up, often finding some forgotten ones at the back that have turned into High Ofleys.
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>> I have a kind of synesthesia with place names and often they come with an
>> immediate mental image or meaning. Milton Keynes and Weston Turville sound like people, not places.
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That's exactly the effect often used by authors trying to think up unusual yet convincing names for their characters.
Anthony Powell used it in "A dance to the music of time". Widmerpool, one of the central characters, is named after a village in Nottinghamshire.
Interestingly, for the effect to work, it is not necessary to have actually heard of the place. English place names just are convincingly odd, and readers sense that authenticity.
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>> That's exactly the effect often used by authors trying to think up unusual yet convincing
>> names for their characters.
>> Anthony Powell used it in "A dance to the music of time". Widmerpool, one of
>> the central characters, is named after a village in Nottinghamshire.
JK Rowling used the same technique in Harry Potter both for characters and magical creatures such as Grindylows.
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Tis an interesting pastime to read through the credits of film and things, to find folk with names like everyday things! some i have seen include such beauties as:
Albert Ross - bird
Sue Nami - tidal wave
Joe King - humour
Lorne Green - fertiliser
Nina Nana - ambulance siren
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"Joe King"
I have a mate who married a young (she was then!) lady called Jo(sephine) King
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Jo King has sat in for Bill Frindall in the TMS scorer's chair.
Back to place names: Nenagh is in County Tipperary. I've told people it's where the fire engine was invented and a few have believed me.
You don't suppose any of those film credit names have been made up, do you, Dev? I mean, how could you take seriously someone with a name that sounded like a wild animal?
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Well I`m not saying some haven`t, but I know of an Albert Ross, he`s a builders merchant in town, I also know a Teresa Brown (must have been born in autumn) and I know Nina Nana is a news correspondent, but I didn`t Gnu your name was made up! ;-)
Last edited by: devonite on Thu 16 Aug 12 at 09:58
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"Milton Keynes"
Milton Keynes was a poet who, having written Paradise Lost, devised an economic theory (hypothesis?)which described how to stimulate an economy to bring it back to prosperity. Its success lead to a further poem - Paradise Regained. However, many disparaged his theories and he wrote an allegorical epic entitled Samson Agonistes in which he cast himself as Samson - brought down by the "little people" - politicians. He was further insulted by the fact that a proposed new town (to be named after him) was in fact named "Milton Friedman"- though this new town was never in fact started let alone completed. Milton Keynes died in 1967 and is buried in a small Northamptonshire village.
Wikirubbish 2012.
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If it's all the same to you, I'll stick to my Rotten End.
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Difficult to beat this particular place name in Austria. Apparently the traffic signs with the name of the town keep getting stolen, I can't imagine why.
(Link deliberately nonclickable)
tinyurl.com/63byd
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Its only got a pop. of 104 so they can't really be doing it right.
:}
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We filled the bikes up in a village on the way to Fussen in Germany.
The Deutchers call it Vank....but you know how they get their Vs and Ws mixed up !
Ted
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Nempnett Thrubwell, mentioned above by Ted, has always been a favourite of mine as it was of my father, and got a mention in a letter in the Telegraph a day or so back.
I have often wondered what is so appealing about it.
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tinyurl.com/chse4ge (Dorset Echo)
1. Shitterton (Dorset) - tinyurl.com/c49fozn
2. Scratchy Bottom (Dorset)
3. Brokenwind (Aberdeenshire)
4. Crapstone (Devon)
5. Golden Balls (Oxfordshire)
6. Ugley (Essex)
7. Crackpot (North Yorkshire)
8. Backside (Aberdeenshire)
9. Great Snoring (Norfolk)
10. Happy Bottom (Dorset)
Last edited by: VxFan on Thu 16 Aug 12 at 01:28
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No place for Nasty, Hertfordshire, or Bell End, just off the M5 and A38 in Worcestershire?
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My late friend lived in s***terton - it's actually quite an aspirational address if you live in Bere Regis.
My Irish grandfather's birth certificate says he was born in 'Hospital' and I always thought that was the work of a daft registrar. In fact, it's a town between Tipperary and Limerick. Of course now I know about the Knights Templar and the rest.
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Often wondered if the Ugley Women's Institute should meet the Idle Working Men's Club.
And as I've said before, I'm amazed that I can get Cockermouth through the filter.
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You can't beat the name of this stadium. Always seemed appropriate for a bunch of footballers. Shame they rebuilt and re-named it.
tinyurl.com/olzzrc
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Isn't that where the Wankdorf Jam comes from: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7F1bZU9UoQ
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Here's two more:
Hasely Knob - Warwickshire
Willey - Warwickshire
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I will be driving through the brilliantly named Wank in Bavaria on Monday next week, where I fully intend to pull the car over and have a photograph taken next to the sign.
I will never grow up. :-)
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Neither will I!! - so in that vein, make sure it`s only a photo!
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Having a "Juvenile" thought, it would be some "Mischief-night" prank painting a red-border around it, there-by making it "Compulsory" for all that passed it!!
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A couple of places in County Durham crop up when odd names are discussed.
No Place, which is near the Beamish open air museum, and Pity Me, just outside Durham City.
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Always raises a chuckle when the destination of the bus is No Place.
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When I first went to Durham I saw a sign reading 'Neville's Cross'. 25 years later it's still there, and I'm still none the wiser as to what he's cross about.
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Bunny in nottingham always makes me smile as i pass through, now and then
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>> Pity Me, just outside
>> Durham City.
I have a great grandfather who was born a number 1, Paradise Row, Pity Me. I understand that the street, sadly, no longer exists. I had a snoop around the place about 20+ years ago, but couldn't find it. Always seemed to me the most pleasing address I've ever heard, and probably the most incongruous given that it was probably a tiny hovel beside a slag heap.
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Surprised nobody has mentioned "The Land of Green Ginger" yet. It's in Hull.
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And the "Land of Nod" is not that far from Hull, just off the A614 at Holme on Spalding Moor
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_of_Nod
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If I had juxtaposed two place names mentioned on this thread I would have been banned!
Guess which two! (At your peril!)
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I always laugh when I open my OS 50,000 map of Manchester and look between Kearsley and Little Lever.
www.streetmap.co.uk/map.srf?x=375500&y=406500&z=120&sv=Nob+end&st=3&tl=Map+of+Nob+End,+Bolton+[City/Town/Village]&searchp=ids.srf&mapp=map.srf
Sorry for the long link, how do you reduce them down?
Neil
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>> Sorry for the long link, how do you reduce them down?
tinyurl.com/
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IIRC a fairy threatened to put a link in.
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>> IIRC a fairy threatened to put a link in.
www.car4play.com/forum/post/index.htm?v=e&t=10968&m=243715
I did say
"If anyone wants it"
but no one replied back so I didn't bother.
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Yep! do it! - I`m always tiny url ing! plz.
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I'll get around to it at the weekend.
In the meantime, I'm not sure what browser you use, but you can install tinyurl on IE's toolbar making it childsplay. Whatever page you're on, just click the tinyurl button on your toolbar and the magic is done for you - apart from pasting the link after it's been copied to your computers clipboard.
tinyurl.com/#toolbar
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>>I'll get around to it at the weekend.
Thanks. I did mean to reply, but never got a round tuit.
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Shillington in Bedfordshire used to have "t" as its fourth letter. The signs were hastily altered just before Queen Victoria came to visit, and the new sanitised name stuck.
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>> I'll get around to it at the weekend.
In case it's gone unnoticed - done.
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nottinghams used to be snottingham in days of yore.....dont know how the people of scunthorpe feel about it?
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>> Nottingham used to be Snottingham in days of yore.....don't know how the people of Scunthorpe feel about it?
With care & pleasure, I hope.
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