Non-motoring > Beware stolen goods! Miscellaneous
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New Wed 16 May 12 17:07 
 Beware stolen goods! - Pat
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Pat
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New Wed 16 May 12 17:16 
 Beware stolen goods! - bathtub tom
OK Pat, what were you looking for to find that story?

;>)
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New Wed 16 May 12 17:45 
 Beware stolen goods! - Pat
I couldn't possibly say....:)

Pat
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New Wed 16 May 12 17:18 
 Beware stolen goods! - L'escargot
I've always had to buy my sex toys ~ from Ann Summers.
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New Wed 16 May 12 17:23 
 Beware stolen goods! - R.P.
Bad vibes man !
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New Wed 16 May 12 17:31 
 Beware stolen goods! - Runfer D'Hills
I was once waiting to get on a flight at Heathrow with my then boss who happened to be a lady. We were about the same age, at the time in our late 20s.

When we got to security, they asked her to open her carry on bag as the X-ray scan had revealed something they weren't sure of.

Imagine my huge mirth and her reaction when the security person pulled a fairly impressively large sex toy out of her bag and asked her to switch it on...

We used to call her "Buzz" after that...

:-))
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New Wed 16 May 12 17:44 
 Beware stolen goods! - Armel Coussine
Customs man: 'Would you be so good as to switch this, er, device on, Madam?'

Passenger (wide-eyed and innocent looking): 'Are you sure officer? It's just that it sometimes makes the earth move.'
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New Wed 16 May 12 17:55 
 Beware stolen goods! - Zero

>> When we got to security, they asked her to open her carry on bag as
>> the X-ray scan had revealed something they weren't sure of.

Of course they knew what it was, its perfectly clear what it is on the X-ray machine, they just wanted to embarrass her.
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New Wed 16 May 12 18:05 
 Beware stolen goods! - WillDeBeest
Remember this happened when Humph was still a young man. Those throwaway batteries were expensive and didn't last long in a power-hungry, erm, appliance. It wasn't just embarrassing for her - it meant less earth to move while she was away. Spiteful.
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New Wed 16 May 12 18:12 
 Beware stolen goods! - Zero
Had Humph been any kind of gent he would have offered a solution on the trip.
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New Wed 16 May 12 18:57 
 Beware stolen goods! - Runfer D'Hills
>>Those throwaway batteries were expensive ...

Oh right, do they use re-chargeable batteries in the modern versions then WDB?
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New Wed 16 May 12 19:13 
 Beware stolen goods! - Ian (Cape Town)
A german lady - with whom I used to share a residence, but not a bed - was notorious for stealing the batteries out of the TV remote control for use in her 'toy'.
One evening, I got home from work, and tried to turn on the telly. Nada. She quite shamelessly fetched her 'toy', sat in the liunge and removed the batteries, handing them to me with a quite sincere 'sorry'.
Flabbergasted I was!
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New Wed 16 May 12 20:25 
 Beware stolen goods! - WillDeBeest
...Oh right, do they use re-chargeable batteries in the modern versions then WDB?

Doesn't everything now, Humph? Either that or they're Trevor Bayliss hand-powered things.
Last edited by: WillDeBeest on Wed 16 May 12 at 20:26
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New Wed 16 May 12 22:34 
 Beware stolen goods! - FocalPoint
"Either that or they're Trevor Bayliss hand-powered things."

If you're going to use a hand-powered thing you might as well.. you know...
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New Wed 16 May 12 18:12 
 Beware stolen goods! - zookeeper
>>
>> >> When we got to security, they asked her to open her carry on bag
>> as
>> >> the X-ray scan had revealed something they weren't sure of.
>>
>> Of course they knew what it was, its perfectly clear what it is on the
>> X-ray machine, they just wanted to embarrass her.

but was she still wearing it....in situ?
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New Wed 16 May 12 22:40 
 Beware stolen goods! - Ted
>> I've always had to buy my sex toys ~ from Ann Summers.

I married mine ! I think it's broken now :-(

Ted
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New Thu 17 May 12 08:37 
 Beware stolen goods! - Dog
>>I married mine ! I think it's broken now :-(<<

Plenty more fish in the sea :-)
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New Thu 17 May 12 15:13 
 Beware stolen goods! - Ted

Dogfish ?

Ted
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New Thu 17 May 12 17:28 
 Beware stolen goods! - Dog
>>Dogfish ?<<

Noooooooo - I'm strictly Catfish!
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