We've had a moose in the loft for about 6 months now, doesn't bother me, but er indoors kept on about it so I said to buy a human killer - she never did buy one.
She mentioned the moose again this week so I said get a moose trap then, she came home with a mighty powerful Rentokill plastic killing device, so I put a knob (not mine) of peanut butter (organic) in the trap & stuck it in the loft.
He/she was dead within the hour poor sod.
RIP.
Last edited by: Dog on Thu 12 Apr 12 at 10:58
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