Motoring Discussion > Car names Miscellaneous
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 Car names - Zero
Your mission is to invent and name a new range of car for a current manufacturer.

Ie the Chrysler Crapolla Coupe.

The name must not be used before.
 Car names - Mike Hannon
The Hindustan High Commissioner.
 Car names - Londoner
Audi Partner
Cadillac Cardiac
Infiniti Trinity
Kia Ora
Nissan Hut
Opel Opal
Proton Torpedo
Saab We'll-pay-the-wages-soon-honestly
Seat Belt
 Car names - devonite
Volkswagon VAGabond?

Ford Corrosion rustique?
Last edited by: devonite on Thu 18 Aug 11 at 15:29
 Car names - Mike Hannon
Bentley Priory.
Discount for clergymen or ex-RAF types.
 Car names - Clk Sec
>>Audi Partner

Nice one, Londoner.


Maserati Mustavit
 Car names - Mapmaker
Honda Dabaskavilles
Fiat Currency
Alfa Bet
Austin Power
Rover Ticket
Caterham Surrey
Citroen Pressé
Lada Da


Vauxhall Folks
 Car names - Mike Hannon
Citroen Presse

tinyurl.com/3vnre3o
 Car names - Mapmaker
>> Citroen Presse
>>
>> tinyurl.com/3vnre3o


I confess it was not my joke.
 Car names - Runfer D'Hills
Ford Eluvakrist
Nissan Comfy
Audi LRU
 Car names - Kithmo
Ford Crossing
Ford Fjord
Proton Accelerator
Kia Nora
Toyota Turtle (my Prius)
Nissan Dorma
Honda Dole
Citroen Achair
Fiat Sweaty
Audi Doodoedontdy
Last edited by: Kithmo on Thu 18 Aug 11 at 15:49
 Car names - crocks
Ford Orca
Caterham Sandwich
Alfa Leather
Tata Fornow
 Car names - Runfer D'Hills
Alfa Lager
 Car names - devonite
reliant rollover
Bmw knobhead coupe
Triumph Ant
Lotus pray
Smart a***
Singer songwriter
Wartburg smokey
Daf odil
MG Booker T
 Car names - Jetski
I think the Daf 33 was called the Daffodil.
 Car names - R.P.
BMW Lane 3 series.
 Car names - Londoner
Morris Dancer
Hillman Mountaineer
Lancia Boil
Dodge M
Noble Aim
Leyland EI
Wolseley Cardinal
Audi A6-inch-gap-from-car-in-front
VW XYZ
 Car names - madf
The Bentley Crapula
The Lamborghini Mustache.
The Porsche Caveman.
 Car names - Jetski
Austin-Tacious
Morris-Micklewhite with bladdy doors
Ford- oorsaloon
Seat-ofyerpants
Nissan-Hut
Opel- fruitsmadetomakeyourmouthwater
Datsun-isgettin'inmyeyesboss
Rover-see'emoffboy
VW-Xyz
Lada-dadadada-nessundorma
 Car names - NeilS
Holden Tite
Holden Itsgonnabeabumpyride
Infiniti Anbeyond
 Car names - henry k
Lexus pray
Bristol Cream
 Car names - Clk Sec
Renault Racaa
 Car names - Dog
Doble Wartcheeseburg
 Car names - crocks
Koenigsegg Baconandbeans
 Car names - Zero
Morris Gibb, with the Bachman Turner Overdrive.
Morris Chevalier
Last edited by: Zero on Thu 18 Aug 11 at 16:48
 Car names - henry k
Jeep jeep sparrow
Lancia boil
Plymouth who
Smart Ask
Westfield shopper
Last edited by: henry k on Thu 18 Aug 11 at 16:48
 Car names - Dave_
>> Smart a***

bit.ly/roVUyN
 Car names - Clk Sec
Alvis Presley
Morgan Freeman
 Car names - Zero
Austin Reed
Austin Powers
 Car names - henry k
Holden 2 Cherish
Hummer Tune
 Car names - R.P.
Golden oldie...
Austin Allagro
 Car names - Slidingpillar
Nah
Austin Larghissimo - options include nice slippers, a selection of hats and a pipe.
 Car names - Robin O'Reliant
Wolseley Cardinal

 Car names - R.P.
Blimey O'Riley !
Last edited by: R.P. on Thu 18 Aug 11 at 20:45
 Car names - Dog
Dodge a'Riot.

Cheese Rolls.

Seat of Power.
Last edited by: Dog on Thu 18 Aug 11 at 20:49
 Car names - Dog
NSU Genitalium :}
 Car names - Robin O'Reliant
Yugo Wrong

Polski Dot

Ford Crossing

Leyland Dai

Morris Dancer



 Car names - Roger.
Maybach Soon..
Triumph Girdle
Ford Grandad.
Ford Coarse Hair.
Stanley Knife.
Cord On.
Ford Anglia Grinder
Trojan Prophylactic.
Standard Falling.
Vauxhall Bridge,

Last edited by: Roger on Thu 18 Aug 11 at 21:33
 Car names - zippy
Mini skirt
Fiat acompli
Triumph bra
Renault renault da da da da dah (as in the muppets)
singer song for six pence
Zonda like theeisee
Alfa bravo Charlie delta echo foxtrot.....
Alfa foxtrot Oscar
Austin texas
Holdon tight
Last edited by: zippy on Thu 18 Aug 11 at 21:58
 Car names - Manatee
Lotus Blossom
Standard Deviation
Steyr Karpit
Darracq Ovlam
AC Currant
Berkeley Square
Ferrari Rocher
Plymouth Brethren
 Car names - Armel Coussine
Best ever, not mine but R.P's, the Berlusconist version of the Grosser Mercedes:

Lancia Sessuale Superiniunzione... chapeau!
 Car names - R.P.
I remember that ! Sexy as a sexy thing.

If you put it in Google translate and press the "listen" button, it's even better.
Last edited by: R.P. on Thu 18 Aug 11 at 21:51
 Car names - swiss tony
Ford Pubic - based on a Corsair....
 Car names - Zero
Alfa Romeo & Juliet.

Oh! sorry - thats a real one.
 Car names - zookeeper
Edsel roll
 Car names - Avant
Mini Driver - daughter of Laurie Driver.
 Car names - Dog
De Tomaso Aboutfaceo.
 Car names - TheManWithNoName
What a brilliant thread. Has had me laughing out loud like a loon.

Here's my contribution

BMW X6 Doesmybumlookbiginthis
Ford Ability
Saab Stitute (for 2nd division footballers)
Aeriel Automatic
Bristol City (comes with a twin pair...of exhaust pipes, ahem)
Lancia Boyle (driven by doctors)
Westfield Shopping Centre (a small convertible runabout which converts into a shopping trolley)
Audi Doody
 Car names - henry k
Mecedez Benz N Hedge
Saab Standard
 Car names - zippy
Dodge y deal
Infiniti costs
Infiniti and Beyond
Lotus Eaters
Maybach You, may not
Tesla Girls*
Think Bike
Think Tank
Mercury Rising
BWM 6 figure price list
Mercury Thermometer
Do we ever see Mitsubishi Zero % finance?

*the great OMD
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