Motoring Discussion > Cars as watches Miscellaneous
Thread Author: nick1975 Replies: 57

 Cars as watches - nick1975
Ford - swatch
Toyota - seiko
BMW - tag
Audi - omega
Nissan - casio
Merc - rolex
Vw - tissot
 Cars as watches - Dog
Perodua - Timex
 Cars as watches - Meldrew
Veyron - Audemars Piaget
Last edited by: Meldrew on Fri 1 Jul 11 at 19:56
 Cars as watches - Runfer D'Hills
Lada - Sekonda
 Cars as watches - RattleandSmoke
Rolex = Rolls Royce
Elizabeth Duke = Chrysler
 Cars as watches - nick1975
Maserati - panerai
Mazda - citizen
Porsche - iwc
British leyland - smiths
Skoda- Oris
Volvo - longines
 Cars as watches - nick1975
Rolls Royce is not rolex it is Patek phiLippe
 Cars as watches - -
Lexus - Victorinox
 Cars as watches - Armel Coussine
Polski - Poljot

GWhiz - Timex

Ssangyong - ㄼㅄ
 Cars as watches - nick1975
Lexus is grand sekio because Toyota is sekio
Last edited by: nick1975 on Fri 1 Jul 11 at 20:42
 Cars as watches - Robin O'Reliant
Rover - Micky Mouse.
 Cars as watches - R.P.
My mother had a saying "this car goes like a Waltham" so any reliable low rent car=Waltham.
 Cars as watches - nick1975
Daihatsu - pulsar
Subaru - g shock
 Cars as watches - Runfer D'Hills
Just for a bit of a drift. The clock in my Nissan doesn't keep very good time. Runs slow. I blame the Geordies. So I don't use my car as a watch.

As you were. Carry on.
 Cars as watches - R.P.
You wanna buy a clock ?- it so happens....
 Cars as watches - Runfer D'Hills
Can't concentrate. Just read about Crock's Westie. Going to find photo albums now...
 Cars as watches - ....
>> I blame the Geordies.
>>
Why ? It's made in Mackemland. That's like blaming the Swiss or Austrians for a duff Alfa.

Were SAAB Breitling before they went pound shop BOGOF :-(
 Cars as watches - Runfer D'Hills
Still talk funny though and say "Eeee". Geordies near enough.
 Cars as watches - ....
Wees keeys is these. You'll not here that in Newcastle...
 Cars as watches - Runfer D'Hills
Wonder how they say Qashqai ?
 Cars as watches - ....
Yon big ****** ower there.
 Cars as watches - Runfer D'Hills
Jimmy Nail?
 Cars as watches - helicopter
Geordie to Geordie would go something like ......

Hadaway man ......its no a Nissanisit ?

.......Why aye, its a Qashqai......
 Cars as watches - Dog
Honda - Bulova

Proton - Lorus
Last edited by: Dog on Fri 1 Jul 11 at 21:50
 Cars as watches - Dog
Mitsubishi - Accurist

FC-UK - Smart
Last edited by: Dog on Fri 1 Jul 11 at 22:02
 Cars as watches - Dog
Kia - Rotary
 Cars as watches - R.P.
MG - Rolux

Quashqai - Tudor.

 Cars as watches - Runfer D'Hills
Oi !
 Cars as watches - Kevin
>>Quashqai - Tudor.

>Oi !

Shouldn't there be Us after both Qs?
 Cars as watches - Runfer D'Hills
:-)
 Cars as watches - R.P.
No Us afer either, don't think it was a grammatical rule in Persia...:-)
 Cars as watches - ....
>> FC-UK - Smart
>>
Smart - Swatch.
Last edited by: gmac on Sat 2 Jul 11 at 01:13
 Cars as watches - Stuartli
Lorus is Seiko, as is Pulsar...:-)
 Cars as watches - nick1975
Grand sekio, sekio, pulsar, lorus
Lexus, Toyota, daihatsu, citreon c1
 Cars as watches - Cliff Pope
Series LandRover - sun dial
 Cars as watches - henry k
Mazda - Rotary
 Cars as watches - Robin O'Reliant
Honda - Grandfather clock.
 Cars as watches - Dog
Renault Scenic ~ Gran-Mother clock

:o}
Last edited by: Dog on Sat 2 Jul 11 at 12:39
 Cars as watches - nick1975
Hummer - big Ben
Prius - seiko kinetic
Mini - toy
 Cars as watches - Pat
>> Prius - seiko kinetic

Amongst other watches I have a Seiko Kinetic divers watch I bought in 2002. It has a battery that recharges itself, it's ultra reliable and accurate to within 1 minute a year. I rarely wear anything else (watch-wise!).
 Cars as watches - Old Navy
>> Amongst other watches I have a Seiko Kinetic divers watch I bought in 2002. It
>> has a battery that recharges itself, it's ultra reliable and accurate to within 1 minute
>> a year. I rarely wear anything else (watch-wise!).
>>

Worth bookmarking this site Pat. Kinetics of that age can have problems. Details on the site.

www.kinetic-repairs.co.uk/

They fixed mine.
 Cars as watches - Pat
Thanks, ON. I hope I won't need to use the link!

Mine shows as a 5M62, and as I say it's been totally reliable. I wear it 24/7, in the shower, the sea, swimming pool etc. It owes me nothing. I also have a Tag Heuer which is a lovely watch and cost more than 3x the Seiko - during the same period has had 2 new batteries fitted (and the watertightness compromised!).

Pat
 Cars as watches - DP
>> Renault Scenic ~ Gran-Mother clock
>>
>> :o}
>>

Gucci. Looks nice with some great design touches, but will rarely work properly, and ultimately spend more time in bits at the repairers than being used.
 Cars as watches - zookeeper
Daewoo - eggtimer
 Cars as watches - apm
Omega and/or Rolex = Mercedes (high end, classy)
Brietling = Audi (high end, bit showy)
Tag Heuer = BMW (high end but with sportier pretensions)
Gucci = Maserati (beautiful design, but probably not for everyday use)
Timex = Vauxhall (everyday use)
Sekonda = Ford (everyday use)
Longines = VW (relatively expensive but still nice)
Jaeger Le Coultre = RR (exclusive and priced accordingly)
Toyota = Casio (bit dull but very reliable)

For the record, I drive an Omega E class and a Tag Heuer E30 325i, and wear a Merc Seamaster (from 1973) and a BMW F1.

:-)

Cheers,

Alex.
 Cars as watches - Crankcase
That's a useful list. Now all we need to do is substitute "forum members" for "cars"...

 Cars as watches - WillDeBeest
The Tag-Heuer / BMW parallel is spot on, provided the BMW is a 3. I suspect that somewhere in the corporate world is a secret room in which a certain salesy type is issued with his 318Cd (choice of black, grey or silver - as much thinking as we're going to make you do), a Tag-Heuer with rotating bezel (quartz models only, stainless steel bracelet obligatory) and a Montblanc Meisterstück ballpoint writy stick (no dangerously expressive fountain pens, please). No need to do any hard thinking or worry about individual self-expression; these are the signifiers of your status and you must display them with pride at every opportunity.

Still waiting for my invitation to the Issue Room.
};---)
 Cars as watches - apm
Oh dear, I have a TAG Heuer with a rotating bezel (albeit an old knackered one) and a 3 series in black (again it's old and knackered).

Oh thank god- I write with a Cross CTX fountain pen, not a Montblanc.

Had me worried then!

:-)
 Cars as watches - Alanovich
I wear a £9.99 Casio watch, write with the nearest available Bic biro and drive a Ford Galaxy and a Volvo 360.

Guess how much I care about and value designer brands?
 Cars as watches - nick1975
Not much, but you do still want to celebrate being anti brand, which, may I suggest is a label in it's self.

Anyway, Suzuki is orient, peugeot is Ebel and Renault is guess (if the electrics work)
 Cars as watches - Runfer D'Hills
I can guess how tight you are AV. Crab's 'arris at 50 fathoms springs to mind...

:-)))
 Cars as watches - Alanovich
Perhaps tight, HdB, but still mysteriously, constantly skint.

Ho hum.
 Cars as watches - Harleyman
>> That's a useful list. Now all we need to do is substitute "forum members" for
>> "cars"...
>>
>>
>>

In which case Rattle would be "Seiko automatic" cos he winds himself up daily. ;-)
 Cars as watches - Kevin
Is it compulsory to change watches if I take the Chevy instead of the Jag?

Would it be three points or six if I got caught?
Last edited by: Kevin on Tue 5 Jul 11 at 21:42
 Cars as watches - nick1975
depends on the watch
 Cars as watches - nick1975
omega co-axial 8500 = VAG EA888
glycine = citreon
richard mille = aston martin
breil = fiat
 Cars as watches - Skoda
>> omega co-axial 8500 = VAG EA888

Not sure about that one, the EA888's design is an evolution of the EA113. But...

The Co-Axial calibre 8500 was designed from scratch, a rare endeavour in a world that tends to rely on decades-old movement bases, escapements and winding mechanisms.
 Cars as watches - WillDeBeest
Nah, Aston Martin = that Bremont thing that's designed to survive ejecting from a Typhoon.

Wonderfully daft marketing idea, that one. British, too.
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