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Thread Author: Dog Replies: 24

 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Dog
A tad OTT if you ask me but - hey ho, whatever turns you on!

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Iffy
For info, the story is from 2008.

Around the same time there was one about a man who liked sex with pavements, whatever that means.

 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Ted

I think he was made to ' curb ' his desires, Iff !

Ted
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Stuartli
>>I think he was made to ' curb ' his desires, Iff !>>

More likely he was "exhausted"...:-)

 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - smokie
What they call second hand maybe?
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Londoner
I wonder if he indulged in any car 4play?
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Pat
That should be awarded best post of 2011:)

Pat
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Dog
And ... there's more!

Man loves his car soooo much he parks it - in his lounge.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389073/The-driver-finds-space--parks-Ferrari-FRONT-ROOM.html
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Zero
Its something wheel all get round to.
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Runfer D'Hills
Maybe I'm being a bit thick but how exactly does he...?

No, I don't want to think about that anymore.
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Dave_
>> Man loves his car so much he parks it - in his lounge.

>> Maybe I'm being a bit thick but how exactly does he...?

He opens the garage door at the end of the room, drives the car in and closes the garage door afterwards Humph.

Am I missing something here? :D
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Dog
>>Maybe I'm being a bit thick but how exactly does he...?<<

Please refer to the car ma sutra :)

 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Iffy
I think this thread says a lot about Stu's internet browsing habits.

 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Zero
What else do you expect from the worlds most fabulous man?
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Runfer D'Hills
Who is it? I've lost track. Eh? What?
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Iffy
...Who is it?...

Put it this way, there cannot be many dirty cars to clean if the OP has time to trawl the 'net for dross.

 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Dutchie
Trawl the net for dross.

Heard some stories from the past about fishermen on the long distant trawlers.Having friendly encounters with certain fish they caught.It takes all sorts.:)
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Dog
You've obviously heard about the cod father with the 2 bloaters who floundered then!
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Dutchie
I did a fishy story.
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Stuu
Hope your not presuming its me, it isnt, Ive been working!
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - swiss tony
>> >>Maybe I'm being a bit thick but how exactly does he...?<<
>>
>> Please refer to the car ma sutra :)
>>
This one? www.carmasutra.com/
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Dog
>>This one? www.carmasutra.com/ <<

In-credible :)
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - L'escargot
1000 cars? He must have had a good system to have kept such a good record of the exact number!
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Armel Coussine
... and has sentence halved for early guilty plea.
 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars - Armel Coussine
Pink Fiat 500 tells court: 'He came at me like a chimpanzee on heat. At first I thought he was George W. Bush.'
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