Why does printer ink always run out when you've got an urgent job on ? Why doesn't anyone else in the house mention that there's none left ? Why is it that when you nip out to get some the only stuff that's available locally is the branded version which costs you £40 odd for two blinking catridges...
Anyway, that's nothing to do with this post. It was just the reason why I had to go out. So I get back to the car and spy a screw head sticking out of my front tyre. The dilemma begins. Do I pull it out now before it does any more damage ? Or do I drive slowly to a tyre depot and then pull it out on their forecourt. Maybe I should just drive home, finish my printing job and then pull it out... Of course I've left my phone on charge in the house so no doubt there are several voicemails from those whose lives and needs are far more important than mine and why haven't I replied to the email they sent 2 minutes ago ? What if the sodding tyre goes down before I get home ? I've no phone and where the heck did I put that locking wheelnut gizmo ?
So, decision made. Drive home and hope it doesn't go down. Get home. Start fiddling with the printer while listening to the voicemails and reading the petulant emails. Decide that's boring and go outside armed with pliers and a Marlboro for comfort. Raining now of course and I've got on my new pair of natural buckskin unfeasably valuable boots.
Well here goes nothing, pull the screw out of the tread block. It's about 7mm long. Tread on the tyre is about 6mm. Nothing's happened yet...
Bet it's flat in the morning...
:-(
Last edited by: Humph D'bout on Wed 3 Nov 10 at 12:53
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