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I thought I better post this before anyone else saw it!
Pat
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I hope that they catch this guy, and that the judge gives him a stiff sentence.
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This morning's news had an item about a man who exposed himeslf to a lady and her dog slipped its lead and bit him. It was on his upper arm which was a shame!
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Must be a bit disheartening for him to realise the only thing she remembered was the colour of his top.
Pat
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>> Must be a bit disheartening for him to realise the only thing she remembered was
>> the colour of his top.
Of course, she'd have been mortified if she was wearing the same colour.
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My dog exposes himself every damn time I take him out.
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My wife tells a story of of man who used to lurk behind park railings which bordered on to the pavement where she and some friends used to walk to school as older teenagers. He got into a rather strange habit of sticking a part of his anatomy through the railings from the other side as they walked past. He clearly reckoned without the resourcefulness of one of her more rebellious friends who smoked. She simply stubbed out her ciggy on the offending item as she went past. They never saw him again.
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I'll never forget the time I was standing naked on the terrace of a rental apartment in Los Cristianos,
when I looked up and to one side a woman was standing there looking down with a huge grin on her face.
:)
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I expect this girl was mortarfied.
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I heard a story about a man who, briefly, exposed himself to s group a women.
Not one could describe his face.
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...Not one could describe his face...
It has been said that someone threatened with a handgun later struggles to describe the guman, but can describe the gun.
Which leads me to the obvious double entendre: People in these circumstances tend to concentrate on the weapon.
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The annual golf club dinner. Late on one of the men decided it would be good fun to strip off in the toilet, put a paper bag over his head and run through the dining room. Most people thought it quite funny but three lady members were a bit put out. “At least I could see that it wasn't my husband”, said the first. “And it wasn't my husband, either” said the second. The third one observed, “He isn't even a member”.
Boom boom.
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A man who indecently exposed himself to a woman ended up being bitten by her dog.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-11654631
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Ya never hear of Women exposing themselves to Men, funny that.
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>> Ya never hear of Women exposing themselves to Men, funny that.
When I was living in Pittsburgh about 3 years ago, there was a case of a woman who had been arrested for indecent exposure. She was breast feeding her child at the time. I can't seem to find the story in Google though.
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S'funny, back in the early 90's, I had been out walking the hills of Sussex and when I came home my wife, her friend Daniel and her husband a policeman were in the lounge.
I made a cuppa tea and went in to join them, although I didn't really know them as such,
Daniel was breastfeeding her baby and I honestly hadn't realised - I was made to leave the room (ha!) which I did obviously, but I've always thought back to that moment and that breast feeding was the most natural thing in the world - wherever it is carried out (with a modicum of decorum)
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Breast feeding?
at home, fine.
in a restaurant/train/airport lounge etc, discreetly, under a shawl/blanket. Fine.
But hauling out an udder and plugging a kid in, in full view of the hoi-polloi? Sorry, that is too guardianista for me.
IF I witness it in a restaurant, I'll ask, at high decibles " WAITER - IS THAT ON THE MENU?"
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Not so. A woman was arrested for walking naked down the central reserevation of a dual carriageway I used every day. She was there about 30 minutes after I passed by :-(
John
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>> Ya never hear of Women exposing themselves to Men, funny that.
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Just last night, was down at the hotel adjacent to Newlands rugby stadium, meeting a friend.
On the way back, down the main road just past midnight, certain young ladies were flashing their upper and nether bits at passing motorists.
I suppose it is more effective than a thumb for getting somebody to stop?
Back to original story, I recall hearing certain young women encountering a flasher at the Ilford station. In broad east end - "Is that all you got? My kid bruvver's got more than that!"
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>> never hear of Women exposing themselves to Men, funny that.
Yes you do. And the men have often paid a large entry fee to sit drinking overpriced drinks while they do it.
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Ah yes, the old classic Château Faux 2010, a fine champagne.
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>> ...Not one could describe his face...
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>> It has been said that someone threatened with a handgun later struggles to describe the
>> guman, but can describe the gun.
Cops once told me - if you witness a crime, look at the shoes and any jewelery.
Crims will change clothes, but won't think to change shoes or watches/rings/necklaces
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Hope the cops have some concrete evidence to go on.
Ted
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Women do expose themselves to lorry drivers quite often.
They pull along side the cab on a motorway and keep the same speed and rely on the lorry driver looking down........which they usually do!
I had it happen to me many years ago going northbound on the M69.There is a section just past the A5 hwere a track comes downhill parallel to the carriageway. A young lady stood halfway down in a raincoat and as I approached she 'flashed' stocking and suspenders and nothing else.
I took great delight in leaning forward so she could finally see I was a female!
Pat
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I have lived a sheltered life obviously...
(not sheltered by a raincoat)
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I was very naive when I started lorry driving. The first night out I ever had was parked on Canon Park in Middlesborough. I was with an old driver who worked for the same firm as I did and he took it upon himself to show me how to go on.
He took me to the ladies toilets in the bus station to get a wash and then we set off up the road to a cafe for something to eat.
There was bollards along the edge of the pavement of the road we walked and on each one perched a young lady.
'Why are all those women sitting watching the traffic' I asked innocently.
Now the driver I was with was very deaf and because of this, he was also very loud.
'Come on Pat, even you can't be that stupid' he said and I had to buy him three pints of beer in the local pub that night before he would tell me what they were doing!
......and I was genuinely shocked:)
Pat
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I understand the Fox, A1 southbound, was closed down because they were doing it there in large numbers
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That's true, but it's open again now I think.
There are many more throughout the country too but it's not frowned upon so much now.
I was parked on Sandbach northbound one very wet night.
At 01.15 am I had a knock on the cab door and opened the window to find a very confused looking, bedraggled female. She didn't expect to find another female and finally regained her composure and asked if I'd got a light for her soggy cigarette:)
Pat
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The truckstop in Northampton town centre, whose cafe rejoiced in the somewhat ironic name of the "Giggling Sausage", was notorious for "knocks", as was Newport cattle market.
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Reminds me of a few years back when I was driving out of Czechoslovakia on a Saturday evening back into The Fatherland with my German girlfriend,
There were 30 or more young ladies lined up along the main road, I had absolutely no idea what they were there for until Margot enlightened me, I thought they were lining up for 'work' or something!
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...Cops once told me - if you witness a crime, look at the shoes and any jewelery...
Hands and fingers is another good one, especially to get an idea of age.
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