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Thread Author: Falkirk Bairn Replies: 20

 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - Falkirk Bairn
news.stv.tv/scotland/west-central/204091-colin-montgomerie-injured-in-road-accident/

Nobody really hurt but it will take more Chips Away to sort out the Beemer.
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - L'escargot
How boring. When I saw the name Monty in the title I assumed it would be about Sir Bernard Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein. He was the real Monty.
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - Zero
Except when it was his double. Then it wasn't the real monty.
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - Collos
Which was the real one we will never know.
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - Bagpuss
By the looks of it, that crash was the full monty.
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - Bellboy
I take my top off to that one Bagpuss
im leaving my keggs on though
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - Falkirk Bairn
Gallery of photos

Strong car to walk away unhurt!!
www.stv.tv/galleries/news/colin-montgomerie-a80-crash/image-9461/#gallery-title
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - Zero
Cut up by a charcuterie van.. LOL
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - BobbyG
At least we now know who drives 7-series ...
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - Falkirk Bairn
>> At least we now know who drives 7-series ...
>>

Correction he used to drive a 7 seties - it is now a 3 wheeler.
For donkeys years he was given a Lexus LS by Toyota, golf has gone downhill and so has the car (IMHO)
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - R.P.
I thought it was the other Monty as well, knew he had a Humber but didn't think he' drive a Beemer unless it Rommel's captured one.
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - Zero
If you mean the car that was shot up by Squadron Leader Le Roux of 602 Squadron flying a Spitfire Mk 9 on the morning on the 17th July 1944, I think it was a Mercedes 770K
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - R.P.
|Rommel wouldn't be seen dead in a Beemer he was a half decent chap.
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - Zero
He was a fully decent chap.

For a hun.
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - R.P.
He was - if he'd been listened to there would have been different outcomes. He was a better tactician and manager than Monty who at best was a self centred, opinionated, egotistic megalomaniac who cost countless lives in stupid follies.
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - Zero
Yes The allies would never probably have made it ashore on D-Day, and if they had would have been contained and thrust back.

Anyway, back on track, Monties beemer looks like it was shop up by a spit.
Last edited by: Zero on Thu 21 Oct 10 at 20:45
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - FotheringtonTomas
>> At least we now know who drives 7-series ...

If asked whether I play golf, I sometimes say "Not at the moment, but I may take it up when I'm rather older". Same for the car?
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - swiss tony
I sold Monty a mobile phone once....

... I bet he hasn't still got it!
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - Bellboy
looking at the van that collided with him someones dead meat
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - IJWS14
Now why have they obscured Monty's number but not the number on the van?

Surely should be equal treatment.
 BMW - Monty's car involved in van bash - Falkirk Bairn
According to one of today's papers the van driver has been charged with some motoring offences.

Looks like Montgomery's driving was OK.

He has a good few points on the licence for speeding.
He was banned but this was quashed after Mr Loophole appeared @ appeal against a 6 month totting up ban - last conviction was deemed unsafe due to radar gun not being used properly!!
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