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New Wed 2 Jun 21 21:07 
 Tomato Puree Lorry Spillage - zippy
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/jun/02/english-road-left-looking-like-a-horror-film-after-tomato-puree-spillage

They'll have to ketchup with their deliveries now.


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New Wed 2 Jun 21 21:11 
 Tomato Puree Lorry Spillage - Bromptonaut
As the article says is it OK to passata reduced speed?
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New Wed 2 Jun 21 21:24 
 Tomato Puree Lorry Spillage - No FM2R
>> to passata reduced speed?

Oh that's got to be worth a thumb. Well done that man.
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New Wed 2 Jun 21 21:27 
 Tomato Puree Lorry Spillage - Zero
>> >> to passata reduced speed?
>>
>> Oh that's got to be worth a thumb. Well done that man.

Yeah thats the cherry, cant be beaten.
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New Wed 2 Jun 21 21:24 
 Tomato Puree Lorry Spillage - zippy
Apparently heard on the vine, the driver was green.

But he's blushing now.
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New Thu 3 Jun 21 06:51 
 Tomato Puree Lorry Spillage - Clk Sec
No doubt some frustrated motorists will be putting penne to paper.
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New Thu 3 Jun 21 11:42 
 Tomato Puree Lorry Spillage - VxFan
Surely all they need to do is bruschetta it off the road.
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New Sat 5 Jun 21 09:44 
 Tomato Puree Lorry Spillage - hawkeye
Seems unlikely. Have you verified the sauce?
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New Sat 5 Jun 21 10:58 
 Tomato Puree Lorry Spillage - tyrednemotional
...I think it's time we said "pip pip!" to all the jokes.....
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New Sat 5 Jun 21 12:14 
 Tomato Puree Lorry Spillage - zippy
It's no skin off my nose
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New Sun 6 Jun 21 18:45 
 Tomato Puree Lorry Spillage - zippy
>> It's no skin off my nose
>>

I have just re-read this and apologise - it was meant to relate to tomato - skin and extend the carp jokes, but realise it could be taken the wrong way.
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New Sun 6 Jun 21 19:15 
 Tomato Puree Lorry Spillage - Zero
you should apologise all right, that was dire humour.
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