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Thread Author: BiggerBadderDave Replies: 5
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New Fri 10 Sep 10 08:43 
 Nothing beats RWD when you're livid - BiggerBadderDave
Something happened at the supermarket this morning that had me ffing and blinding at the security guard.

I was absolutely furious when I got in the car, minus my bread and milk, I switched off the traction control and booted it out of the exit and through 90 degrees onto the main road. It fish-tailed ever so gently a couple of times on the rainy, damp surface and then straightened up and continued to wheelspin for what seemed like forever until I eased off.

Oh it felt good. Like the male version of slamming a door.
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New Fri 10 Sep 10 08:52 
 Nothing beats RWD when you're livid - Zero
your supermarket fobia kicked in again Dave?

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New Fri 10 Sep 10 08:56 
 Nothing beats RWD when you're livid - Pat
The bread and milk lorry was late again and they hadn't got any?

Pat
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New Fri 10 Sep 10 10:18 
 Nothing beats RWD when you're livid - BiggerBadderDave
"The bread and milk lorry was late again and they hadn't got any?"

Half right, Pat. There were no baps which are usually freshly baked and piping hot. So I took my two bottles of milk and went to the checkout to find there wasn't a single, solitary human being working there. Eight tills and an alcohol till - all unmanned (yet again) and 15 or so customers just milling around wondering what to do. The security guard was the only person I could find to mouth off at.

I had to go to the local corner shop, which I detest because it's run by a bloke. I hate being served by a bloke. It makes me feel unclean. 'T ain't right.
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New Fri 10 Sep 10 09:09 
 Nothing beats RWD when you're livid - Zero
I once had a car that refused to start. Nothing I could do would get this heap of excement working. In a watery fowls basil moment I slammed the car door so hard the drivers window shattered.


It wasnt my car, it was nicoles fiesta.


I hated that car from the moment a plug broke off in the head when I was doing a service on it.
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New Fri 10 Sep 10 09:35 
 Nothing beats RWD when you're livid - Boxsterboy
That reminds me of the time when, many years ago, my mother returned drunk from a New Years Day drinks party and slammed the passengers door shut on my dad's DS Pallas without allowing the seatbelt to retrieve itself. The doors on a DS are frameless ... and thus her drunken actions meant her door was glass-less.
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