Well it's in a whole lot better condition than the bog standard Sunbeam my mate used to have.
He affectionally named it the Talbot shed. Could park it anywhere and not give a stuff about it. Often left at the open air carpark at Didcot Parkway train station while he commuted to London via train for the day. Come back to it and not worry about another scrape or door ding. Use it to collect timber, and such like from the local builders merchants. etc etc. Said it was the best car he ever had.
When I was working we had an auditor from the parent company in Middle East for a week who was reputed to be a bit of a nasty character. He was as difficult as expected until his spectacles mysteriously disappeared....and he was blind as a bat without them.
Our finance director was not just clever with numbers.... :0)