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Thread Author: blueman1905 Replies: 16

 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - blueman1905
I travel daily both ways, and have tried various routes - M25 then M3 or Hayes Bypass. Also tried going Southall, has any one any suggestions for other route so that I can miss traffic, thanks
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - J Bonington Jagworth
I can't hear the name 'Teddington' without Benny Hill's words 'Two-ton Ted from Teddington' flashing into my brain. Same with 'pasteurised' - that man had a lot to answer for!

Sorry I can't help with the route...
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - Runfer D'Hills
I think BH is alive and well and living in Poland. Just that he favours cowboy boots now.

Sorry blueman, I can't help either.

Now where's my kazoo ?
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - Old Navy
The only way to avoid traffic in that area is don't go there.
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - Iffy
...I can't hear the name 'Teddington' without Benny Hill's words...

Teddington always reminds me of the Thames TV address 'Teddington Lock' which used to come up on Magpie.

This in turn reminds me of the rather delectable Jenny Handley.

I can't help with the route, either.

 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - R.P.
Mmmm Jenny Hanley.....my second crush after Mary Hopkin.
Last edited by: Pugugly on Thu 26 Aug 10 at 19:44
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - R.P.
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 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - Runfer D'Hills
Actually fair enough PU.....

Have say though I was always more of a Lesley Judd man myself.
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - R.P.
No Jenny was the thinking adolescent's crumpet.
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - Runfer D'Hills
...as in you thought about her a lot ?
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - Zero
Alas she is now a fat and bulbous thing.
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - Runfer D'Hills
......needs a bike.
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - Zero
Blueman, thats an awful journey to have to take,

You have tried all the main routes. Have you tried Stockly park, Cowley and Uxbridge route?
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - henry k
In order to get a better picture of your commute
What are your start times at work and departure times from work ?

Obviously the potential for a lot a traffic especially with the M25 road works.
Which parts of the routes you have tried flow well?
I am familiar with many bits of the Teddington towards the M4 part

The most obvious route to me is the Hayes bypass and A40 which you appear to be familiar with.
Is the M4 to Slough and then Beconsfield any use?
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - Avant
This thread brings back memories....

In the 1970s I was in charge of the audit of Thames TV which was at Teddington Studios. Then I moved to a training company where I worked with Jenny Hanley's brother Jeremy - a lovely man who went on to mixed fortunes as a Conservative MP and minister. Teddington Studios is now the HQ of Autocar.

None of which is any help to Blueman! I can't think of anything better than A312 and A40: the A312 is a lot better now it bypasses Hayes.
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - Bellboy
i just think of Ian McShane as Teddy in sexy beast when i hear teddington
you looking at me.....................?
 Best route from Teddington to Chesham - -
Think i'd be using M25/M3, but are you using A413 Amersham to Denham roundabout, if not give it a try.
Also is the A308 Staines bypass still a pita in case M3's jammed.

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