Motoring Discussion > Cheesed off van driver. Miscellaneous
Thread Author: henry k Replies: 20
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New Tue 10 Oct 17 19:57 
 Cheesed off van driver. - henry k
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-41566545

Cue puns :-)
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New Tue 10 Oct 17 20:03 
 Cheesed off van driver. - sooty123
I'm sure he found the whole experience grating.
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New Tue 10 Oct 17 20:13 
 Cheesed off van driver. - Robin O'Reliant
He must have been crackers.
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New Tue 10 Oct 17 20:38 
 Cheesed off van driver. - CGNorwich
Edam well knew. Should load his van more caerphilly in future.
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New Tue 10 Oct 17 21:12 
 Cheesed off van driver. - rtj70
>> Police told the driver the cheese had to be "removed or eaten" before he could leave

But assuming passengers could eat enough.... their increased weight would still be a problem! But I think he had whey too much.
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New Tue 10 Oct 17 21:33 
 Cheesed off van driver. - Bromptonaut
Beaten ti the whey pun.
Last edited by: Bromptonaut on Tue 10 Oct 17 at 21:34
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New Tue 10 Oct 17 21:37 
 Cheesed off van driver. - Bromptonaut
Not very briet; he'd have cheddared to a halt if not pulled by the fuzz. He curdsed when stopped.
Last edited by: Bromptonaut on Tue 10 Oct 17 at 21:39
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New Tue 10 Oct 17 21:53 
 Cheesed off van driver. - No FM2R
Good Lord, de Brie everywhere.
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New Tue 10 Oct 17 22:32 
 Cheesed off van driver. - Bromptonaut
Once stopped did load comprise a still-ton?

Did the Police have a Gouda case for prosecution?
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New Wed 11 Oct 17 02:02 
 Cheesed off van driver. - VxFan
I heard the driver (who was originally from Philadelphia) was heading home to Leicester via Gloucester.

He was also done for speeding as he late for a hot date with Paris Stilton.
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New Wed 11 Oct 17 08:32 
 Cheesed off van driver. - Zero
Obviously too much for a van, should have used the company truckle.
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New Wed 11 Oct 17 09:09 
 Cheesed off van driver. - Cliff Pope
Du van, du Boursin.
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New Wed 11 Oct 17 09:38 
 Cheesed off van driver. - Hard Cheese
Good job he didn't lose it on a bend and have a cheese roll ...


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New Wed 11 Oct 17 09:41 
 Cheesed off van driver. - CGNorwich
No excuses. Should have uses a public whey bridge.
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New Wed 11 Oct 17 10:03 
 Cheesed off van driver. - Manatee
Bet he's feeling blue.
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New Wed 11 Oct 17 10:08 
 Cheesed off van driver. - CGNorwich
Was he Danish?
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New Wed 11 Oct 17 10:51 
 Cheesed off van driver. - R.P.
He should have loaded more Caerphilly...
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New Wed 11 Oct 17 11:16 
 Cheesed off van driver. - CGNorwich
He pleaded guilty after a police grilling. He had a complete meltdown.
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New Wed 11 Oct 17 13:03 
 Cheesed off van driver. - TheManWithNoName
Was the driver, Mr Monterey Jack of Port Salut, of sound mind or emmental?
It was a Feta complis when he made his decision to drive.
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New Wed 11 Oct 17 15:08 
 Cheesed off van driver. - Hard Cheese
Apparently overloading their vans is company policy as decided by the big cheese ...
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New Wed 11 Oct 17 19:26 
 Cheesed off van driver. - VxFan
Not so much Hobson's choice, but Pilgrim's choice.
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