Motoring Discussion > Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Falkirk Bairn Replies: 16
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 Wed 18 Aug 10 19:53 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - Falkirk Bairn
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-11013805

Guilty of 104mph, already sitting on 6 points prior to today.

Will he be banned or will there be a get out clause?
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 Wed 18 Aug 10 21:08 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - Bromptonaut
Ban I think; too late now to claim the 'paperazzi' or 'bustin for a carp' defences.

We may see him at Euston running for the Liverpool train!!
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 Wed 18 Aug 10 21:37 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - Falkirk Bairn

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>> We may see him at Euston running for the Liverpool train!!
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I suppose you could describe his future for the next 12 months as needing some "EXTRA TRAINING"!!!!
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 Wed 18 Aug 10 21:40 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - swiss tony
Naw.. he will get away with it.

'I need my car for work' and ' I was under great stress at the time of the incident'
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 Wed 18 Aug 10 23:12 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - MD
And My earnings are low. Yes Sonny, but your income is high. Rot.
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 Thu 19 Aug 10 00:44 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - VxFan
>> Will he be banned or will there be a get out clause?

Doing charity work got Frank Bruno off when he was clocked at 105 mph recently.

www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Home/Bruno-spared-ban-after-105mph-dash.htm
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 Thu 19 Aug 10 01:29 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - rtj70
And reading that linked article shows he had a history of speeding and crashing. I am surprised Frank got away with it.

I wonder if a defence of a cat under the floor boards works for speeding. Or is that only suitable for drink driving?
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 Thu 19 Aug 10 06:26 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - BiggerBadderDave
Isn't he a bit cuckoo old Frank?

"racing his £100,000 Rolls Royce at speeds of up to 53mph"

Wow. 53mph. How did they ever manage to catch him?
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 Thu 19 Aug 10 08:48 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - Zero
Even in his punch drunk state old Frank has more brain cells that Joe Cole. I met him once, I have never me anyone who was really thick before, but Joe fullfilled the criteria.

Funny, Chelsea seemed to attract a lot of them.
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 Thu 19 Aug 10 08:58 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - Iffy
...Funny, Chelsea seemed to attract a lot of them...

From what I can gather, football attracts a lot of them.

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 Thu 19 Aug 10 09:01 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - BiggerBadderDave
They aren't being paid for their academic qualities though are they...?
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 Thu 19 Aug 10 09:03 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - Iffy
...They aren't being paid for their academic qualities though are they...?

Too right.

When I see the latest Spur stumble to string a sentence together on the telly, I couldn't care less provided he's doing the bizzo on the pitch.
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 Thu 19 Aug 10 09:12 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - BiggerBadderDave
I read a piece about the physics involved in bending a ball being so complicated that you could spend years studying it. Yet they routinely curve 'em into the back of the net with great accuracy.
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 Thu 19 Aug 10 09:15 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - Zero
Joe Cole doesent.
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 Thu 19 Aug 10 09:04 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - Zero
Look Jole cole is a useless snip, He was at West ham, Man Utd didnt want him, Chelsea got rid, Rubbish for england, and Liverpool found out on Saturday.
Last edited by: VxFan on Fri 20 Aug 10 at 00:39
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 Thu 19 Aug 10 14:00 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - Redviper
According to the Article
Joe Cole's lawyer has stated that the Laser gun was not used properly, as it was moving while taking the reading, therfore its unreliable.

How could he possibly know that, was he in the car at the time? I doubt that cole would have been able to distinquish whether the gun was moving while he passed grinning.
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 Thu 19 Aug 10 18:11 
 Joe Cole - no goal but plenty points! - Robin O'Reliant
thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/cole-acclimatises-to-liverpoo
l-with-criminal-record-201008193019/


Cut & paste as The Mash isn't always worksafe, but Joe was only trying to bond with his new Scouse mates.
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