Motoring Discussion > Dear Dierdrie Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Alastairw Replies: 40

 Dear Dierdrie - Alastairw
Can you please çonfirm that, when I can't be bothered to park in my otherwise empty driveway it is perfectly acceptable to park half on and half off the pavement outside, leaving just too little room for a pedestrian to pass. I was shocked when a mere pedestrian had the temerity to complain!

On a similar note, please also confirm it is OK to park on the double yellow lined blind bend outside the corner shop, as it is much too much effort to waddle to the designated parking area 20 yards away. So long as I put a couple of wheels on the pavement and put the hazards on this is fine isn't it?
 Dear Dierdrie - CGNorwich
Absolutely. Also acceptable to park on corners of road junctions or opposite T junctions with wheels on or off pavement.

 Dear Dierdrie - legacylad
Of course it is Alistair. You can also park on the zigzags on the Pelican crossing directly outside both the chippy & Chinese whilst you pop in and get your take away. No point in walking an extra forty feet from the car park directly opposite when is always almost empty in the evening. And if you are a farmer, no need for lights of any sort ( side, brake, indicator) on your livestock/ slurry trailer. Especially when it's dark.
 Dear Dierdrie - Old Navy
Hazard flashers are an important part of the invisibility cloaking system.
 Dear Dierdrie - Cliff Pope
Likewise there is no need to bother trying to parallel-park in the ridiculously small space allocated to your gigantic off-road cruiser. Just leave it out in the traffic stream and let everyone else try to edge round it.
Hazards on of course, to indicate that these other lesser people are creating a hazard.
 Dear Dierdrie - Roger.
It's '"Deidre"
(or "Deirdre" if you're after the Irish spelling).
I should know - I have the Welsh model!
Last edited by: Roger. on Sat 14 Nov 15 at 16:01
 Dear Dierdrie - Bromptonaut
>> (or "Deirdre" if you're after the Irish spelling).

Only Deirdre of my generation I ever met was Irish. It fell out of use in England a generation further back. Similarly, Audrey remained a popular girls name in Scotland for many years after being lost in England.
 Dear Dierdrie - CGNorwich

>> Only Deirdre of my generation I ever met was Irish. It fell out of use

who can forget the Weatherfield One free Deirdre campaign.;-)

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 Dear Dierdrie - Armel Coussine
>> Audrey remained a popular girls name in Scotland for many years after being lost in England.

I have a sort of Anglo-American half-niece by marriage called Audrey, tall pale skinny girl with dark red hair, very striking chick.
 Dear Dierdrie - Robin O'Reliant
>> >>
>> Only Deirdre of my generation I ever met was Irish. It fell out of use
>> in England a generation further back. Similarly, Audrey remained a popular girls name in Scotland
>> for many years after being lost in England.
>>
>>
My cousin from County Cork emigrated to Aus in 1972, his daughter born ten years later is called Deirdre.
 Dear Dierdrie - Armel Coussine
Dierdre was a very significant figure in my early life. She was a thirties bohemian who had married a civil servant, a colleague of my father, and her attitudes shocked and delighted my strait-laced but witty and slightly barmy mother. She had a hearty quarter-deck manner and addressed my father by his monosyllabic surname.

She treated me well in London when I was a gormless adolescent. I must have seemed, and been, very boring and po-faced, but she tolerated me out of loyalty to my mother who had died young.
 Dear Dierdrie - Cliff Pope
I've never been struck on the name - sounds too much like Dreary. And Audrey reminds me of Thomas the Tank engine.
 Dear Dierdrie - MD
Call 'em all Darling.
 Dear Dierdrie - No FM2R
Many names that we might consider old-fashioned and thought largely English only exist here.

My niece (age 5) is called Agatha, for example.
 Dear Dierdrie - Pat
My SIL was called Blanche.

Pat
 Dear Dierdrie - MD
I knew an Agnes about Forty years ago!
 Dear Dierdrie - Dog
I know an Agnes in Sunni Cornwall. She is quite saintly.
 Dear Dierdrie - NortonES2
We met a woman in County Mayo, first name Attracta. Married a Boyle.
 Dear Dierdrie - Dog
Didn't they a son named Lance, Alexander?
 Dear Dierdrie - CGNorwich
When my daughter was at primary school she had a friend called Victoria Sponge.
 Dear Dierdrie - VxFan
I bet she grew up to be quite tasty.
 Dear Dierdrie - No FM2R
At least she wasn't a tart like some others in her school.
 Dear Dierdrie - Ted

My lovely young neighbours have called their two little grls Sylvia and Ada.

Friends have a grandson called Elvis......I wonder where that came from !
 Dear Dierdrie - VxFan
And who hasn't known (indirectly or directly) someone called Teresa Green?
 Dear Dierdrie - Bromptonaut
Surprising number of Welshmen named John Thomas.

And Mrs B and I have known two different blokes called Michael Hunt.
 Dear Dierdrie - Dog
Back in the 1970's I used to work with a Giza whose name was Dick Hares. Course, back then I was thick
(ficker than I is now) and didn't see the difference between hares and hairs :o)
 Dear Dierdrie - bathtub tom
I met a guy called Albert Hall.

Nothing regal about him!
 Dear Dierdrie - Zero
>> When my daughter was at primary school she had a friend called Victoria Sponge.

My wife nursed a girl call Theresa Green.
 Dear Dierdrie - T junction
Had a customer in the Liverpool area called Joe King.
 Dear Dierdrie - neiltoo
Many years ago, a colleague called Hubble called his first daughter Amy, and very nearly got away with calling his second Comfort.

Another, called Vere, named his son Percy.

And I had another colleague called Dick Hole.
 Dear Dierdrie - bathtub tom
Reminds me of an ex-colleague - R Mole.

Then there's the Souls of Olney company. Once run By Richard IIRC - R Soul.
 Dear Dierdrie - hjd
My father was at school with a girl called Violet Balls.
A neighbour years ago was called Morgan Morgan (known to all as Morgan the Organ) - and we did not live in Wales.
 Dear Dierdrie - WillDeBeest
My dad came home from work delighted that his officemate John Prout had fathered a son...

...and less impressed that he'd named him Russell.
 Dear Dierdrie - VxFan
This one still makes me laugh.

Shown on "The Chase".

In what sport does Fanny Chmelar compete for Germany.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=teNgQTrv6pE
 Dear Dierdrie - Robin O'Reliant
Could be worse, imagine being a Geldof offspring.
 Dear Dierdrie - Auntie Lockbrakes
Hey Bathtub - that was my Father's name! Who was your mutual employer?

Small world etc etc...
 Dear Dierdrie - Roger.
The spelling of Deidre, or Deirdre, breaks the rule of "i before e, except after c".
My OH gets irate when her name is spelt Diedre!
 Dear Dierdrie - Cliff Pope
>> The spelling of Deidre, or Deirdre, breaks the rule of "i before e, except after
>> c".


I thought the rule was only meant to apply for words with an "ee" sound, as in receive?
 Dear Dierdrie - CGNorwich
"I thought the rule was only meant to apply for words with an "ee" sound, as in receive?"

seize?
 Dear Dierdrie - Cliff Pope
That's the exception. Every good rule should have one. :)
 Dear Dierdrie - NortonES2
Wouldn't worry too much about rules in English. This is how it looks in the original script: ᚛ᚇᚓᚔᚏᚇᚏᚓ᚜
Last edited by: NortonES2 on Tue 17 Nov 15 at 12:51
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