Motoring Discussion > Woman using vibrator crashes car.......	Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Zero	Replies: 14

Mon 13 Jul 15 18:28   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - Zero

Woman driver smashes into van while pleasuring herself with a sex toy in Cirencester Read more: www.westerndailypress.co.uk/Woman-driver-smashes-van-pleasuring-sex-toy/story-26890895-detail/story.html#ixzz3fnG91xij Follow us: @WesternDaily on Twitter | WesternDaily on Facebook Reply to this message | Report message

Mon 13 Jul 15 18:32   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - No FM2R

Oh come, come, its only an accident. Reply to this message | Report message

Mon 13 Jul 15 18:34   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - Zero

should have used the gear knob... Reply to this message | Report message

Mon 13 Jul 15 19:45   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - Dog

My knob gear would have been a better bet. Reply to this message | Report message       1

Mon 13 Jul 15 19:55   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - VxFan

It don't take you lot long to start buzzing. Reply to this message | Report message       2

Mon 13 Jul 15 20:51   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - Armel Coussine

I courted, and received, opprobrium from Herself by purchasing a copy of the Daily Star (40p: motto 'More fun than The Sun') while waiting outside the supermarket today. I was tempted by the lead story about the ginger car git but soon realized it wasn't really an automotively turned-on paper. Colossal and repulsive pair of dugs on p.3 or so. Couple of intriguing small items. 40p down the drain. Might as well not have bothered. It's even worse here. Ever hear the one about the bishop and the actress? No? What about the Catholic bishop and Herself's second cousin once removed? OO-er... sailing close to the wind there. Reply to this message | Report message       1

Tue 14 Jul 15 19:21   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - Falkirk Bairn

The "real thing" can be even more dangerous! tinyurl.com/o4nfczy Reply to this message | Report message

Tue 14 Jul 15 19:29   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - Armel Coussine

>> tinyurl.com/o4nfczy Perhaps there aren't any laybys these days. Sure looks dumb-ass to me. Reply to this message | Report message

Wed 15 Jul 15 13:03   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - J Bonington Jagworth

"Couple of intriguing small items." Still referring to dugs..? Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 16 Jul 15 00:00   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - Armel Coussine

>> small items." >> Still referring to dugs Er... the dugs were massive Zero. Do keep up. Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 16 Jul 15 00:30   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - Armel Coussine

>> Er... the dugs were massive Zero. Do keep up. How on earth did that happen? Apologies to Zero and JBJ who is the person responsible for the dugs shot. Reply to this message | Report message

Wed 15 Jul 15 01:53   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - VxFan

>> Woman driver smashes into van while pleasuring herself with a sex toy in Cirencester Well this puts the "woman are good at multi tasking" myth to bed. Reply to this message | Report message       2

Wed 15 Jul 15 13:47   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - Londoner

>> >> Woman driver smashes into van while pleasuring herself with a sex toy in Cirencester >> >> Well this puts the "woman are good at multi tasking" myth to bed. >> Not necessarily. She might have been having a multiple o- ..... Hang on, I won't carry on with this argument. Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 16 Jul 15 15:27   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - Stuartli

Seems the car moved rather than the Earth. Reply to this message | Report message

Fri 17 Jul 15 16:43   Woman using vibrator crashes car....... - VxFan

According to a survey taken after a woman from Cirencester crashed her car as she used a sex toy, it was revealed that one in four young drivers pleasure themselves while driving. Insurance broker Adrian Flux found 26 per cent of 25 to 34-year-olds admitted taking raunchy risks – compared with 12 per cent of older drivers. www.gloucestershireecho.co.uk/young-drivers-pleasure-driving-study-reveals/story-26905348-detail/story.html "People have always used their cars as makeshift bedrooms, but maybe they should wait until they're parked up before grabbing some satisfaction." Reply to this message | Report message