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New Fri 30 Nov 12 15:24 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Zero
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-20554487

Insert friday puns about stiffs here......

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New Fri 30 Nov 12 15:51 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Bromptonaut
Thanks Zero - 16>15A is right by my front door.

Back route home tonight I think avoiding the ring road/A4500.
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 15:57 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - devonite
>>Police said no injuries had been reported.

Thats cos they were already dead!
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 16:44 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - diddy1234
god. its dead on the M1 tonight !
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 16:56 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - VxFan
Some people are going to have a pig of journey to get home tonight.

Co-incidence that it happened in Northamptonshire?
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 17:02 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - -
wheel meat again, don't know where don't know wheeen....

i'd steak my life its friday.

i'll get me coat, leather.
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 17:14 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Armel Coussine
In the sixties, saw late at night several big cardboard cartons of frozen beef scattered across the road at Highbury Corner roundabout, stopped and put one in the boot. There was a bit of that purple dye one used to see on some of it.

Our baby-sitter's boy friend, a thuggish young butcher who carried an extremely sharp knife, cut some off and we ate it. It wasn't very nice. I wonder if that was because it had been free?
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 17:16 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Zero

>> i'll get me coat, leather.

yeah - mince off.
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 17:21 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - henry k
boaring boaring
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 17:31 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Armel Coussine
Running low on steering fluid so a bit of an occasional whine from the powered rack. The car's rump or scrag end is covered with mud and so is the nearside which runs in the muddy gutters. So I always approach it from the silver side when meaning to get into the saddle.

There's a little hole in some filler in one of the rear wings. It annoys me and I keep meaning to get more filler and fill it.
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 18:12 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - R.P.
I'd take a butcher's if I was you.
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 18:45 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Westpig
Could he not have porked it on the hard shoulder
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 18:47 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Westpig
Poor old driver made a simple missteak, got into a stew and got a right old ribbing when he got back to the depot. All because his pace was a bit brisket, his topside moved and he got t-boned in the flank.
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 19:15 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Zero
He'll be grilled by the old bill over this.
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 19:39 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Robin O'Reliant
He made a pigs ear of his driving.
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 19:43 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Armel Coussine
Ham-fisted you mean? Must have been a bit of a meathead.
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 19:43 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Zero
>> He'll be grilled by the old bill over this.

They'll have him offal down the nick
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 19:46 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Armel Coussine
>> They'll have him offal down the nick

... for some bruised kidneys and a ruptured spleen if he's unlucky.
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 19:49 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Robin O'Reliant
He'll get a leathering from the magistrates.
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 20:25 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Shiny
I bet they got a shiver up their spines.
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New Fri 30 Nov 12 21:08 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Bromptonaut
>> I bet they got a shiver up their spines.

The spine was flowing again by 18:45. Mildly amusing to here BBC R5L announce solid queues from J15A back to Catthorpe while seeing M1 lowing freely past Kislingbury.
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New Sat 1 Dec 12 05:02 
 Lorry load of carcasses spread over M1 - Pat
Try Radio 2 and Sally Traffic Bromp, we all phone in and update her so it's pretty accurate.

Love the humour above too:)

Pat
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