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 Tue 16 Oct 12 21:43 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Zero


www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-19960672


Bit of a foul up, but the services cooped very well.
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 Tue 16 Oct 12 21:44 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Westpig
Did they have to get a heavy tow truck to pullet?
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 Tue 16 Oct 12 21:45 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Westpig
bet the van driver felt a bit of a cock
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 Tue 16 Oct 12 21:47 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Zero
Could only happen on the Hen 5
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 Tue 16 Oct 12 21:49 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Westpig
It wasn't very pheasant for the drivers stuck in the queue
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 Tue 16 Oct 12 22:02 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Zero
The recovery truck turned up and they had to Fillet..
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 Tue 16 Oct 12 22:04 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Manatee
The driver's made a clean breast of it.
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 Tue 16 Oct 12 22:05 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - PhilW
Usual puns as eggspected.
Can't think of any more - my mind is scrambled by too much red stuff. I shell desist from even frying to think of any more.
I poached these puns from another site - sorry half- boiled effort again.
Coat on (and capon)
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 Tue 16 Oct 12 22:08 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Robin O'Reliant
I bet the crash was caused when someone clucked up.
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 Tue 16 Oct 12 22:14 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Ted

I wonder if his big hen went and seized the engine.

Ted
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 Tue 16 Oct 12 22:21 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - R.P.
The driver was from the Ukraine......Kiev actually.
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 Tue 16 Oct 12 22:43 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - henry k
A load of Rhode Island Reds have landed.
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 Tue 16 Oct 12 22:45 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - legacylad
why did the chicken cross the playground?



to get to the other slide....arf arf
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 Wed 17 Oct 12 00:12 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Dutchie
Some chickens in his lorry made chuck chuck noises.I t gave the driver a Duck Fit.
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 Wed 17 Oct 12 00:19 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Armel Coussine
Eh look ere man dair dey go
Far ti larriz in aro
Dem aint larriz dem is trux
Fulla ens an geese an dux
Olé!

Not mine. An idiot rhyme from 45 years ago, told me by a crazed late friend Alex by name. A lady fascinated by Caribbean dialect as she saw it. Seemed appropriate here somehow.
Last edited by: Armel Coussine on Wed 17 Oct 12 at 00:20
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 Wed 17 Oct 12 06:33 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - a900ss
Some fowl jokes about this story.
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 Wed 17 Oct 12 07:27 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Dog
Err,

Si Senor, derdego, fortelorez inaro.
Demsno lorez demar trux
Fulov enzan geesan dux.
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 Wed 17 Oct 12 10:23 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - VxFan
Nothing wrong with a bit of roadkill for dinner/supper.
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 Wed 17 Oct 12 10:36 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Zero
You could start a whole fried chicken outlet on that lot.
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 Wed 17 Oct 12 11:53 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Armel Coussine
Ah Perro, the authentic version I see. My memory is sadly incomplete.
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 Wed 17 Oct 12 12:41 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - TheManWithNoName
I wonder if Anthony Worral-Thompson was there to help, ahem, gather them up?

And is the truck driver going up before the beak?
Last edited by: TheManWithNoName on Wed 17 Oct 12 at 12:44
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 Wed 17 Oct 12 13:15 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Dog
I had to Google it Sire.

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 Wed 17 Oct 12 16:35 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - Oldgit
Why? Well, to celebrate the Millhennium, of course. Yuk
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 Wed 17 Oct 12 17:33 
 why did 1000 chickens cross the road? - devonite
Not surprised the Chickens were frozen - it was a cold day!
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