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 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - VxFan

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Last edited by: VxFan on Tue 12 Jul 11 at 00:39
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Enoughalready
£50,000.00 + and 6 years free? You too could achieve something like this...

tinyurl.com/6bjxkv5

It looks like it's been expanded to twice it's normal size, then melted.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Redviper
Why? ...It doesnt even look nice, and £50k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wouldnt even bother
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - sherlock47
Absolutely barking !

And no Mot to boot.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - swiss tony
>> Absolutely barking !
>>
>> And no Mot to boot.
>>
Im guessing getting the MOT would have cost a few grand in itself...

'Gissa MOT and I'll pay off ya mortgage!'
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - DP
That would be fantastic if it was in white, with surface rust on the wheel arches, on standard steel rims, and a couple of ladders on the roof.

Why bolt all that tat on and advertise the fact that it's as quick as it is? Or am I missing the point?
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - bathtub tom
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250814845864

Can anyone here honestly say they've used one?
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - PeterS
>> cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250814845864
>>
>> Can anyone here honestly say they've used one?
>>

Didn't even know that such things existed! But perhaps of slight interest is the fact that Westergate (the location of that item) is only a few miles from the new Rolls Royce factory at Westhampnett.

Peter
       
 Triumph 2500S - Fenlander
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220780920091&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

As long as you can do yellow this looks nice... sadly have a feeling in the flesh it will turn out to have just been painted over quite a bit of filler.
       
 Triumph 2500S - Alanovich
That has stirred some memories and a slight lump in my throat. My Dad's last car was a cream coloured 2000, M reg, same basic shape as this one. Mum flogged it when he died and bought a Mitsubishi Colt.
       
 Bentley - R.P.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Bentley-3-litre-Sports-/290565035820?_trksid=e17000.m1374&_trkparms=algo%3DPI%26its%3DC%26itu%3DUCC%26otn%3D6%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D9164171708294321310


Something for AC ?
Last edited by: Webmaster on Sun 15 May 11 at 13:29
       
 Bentley - Armel Coussine
Very cute looking motor PU, but it's a special: a PVT Rolls-Bentley rebodied in vintage style. Of course the 6 cylinder ioe engine will be smooth and refined, but a bit less punchy than the OHC 4-cylinder in a vintage 3 or 4.5 litre. So it's a sort of pastiche vintage car for the seriously well-heeled.

Stanley Mann used to cobble vintage specials together out of bits of broken ones. He had a particularly tasty 3 litre chassis with a Speed Six (6.5 litre) engine, the Le Mans winning one. Everyone fancies the blower 4.5, but it wasn't really a good car. Speed Six was the one.

You gotta have the bread though.
Last edited by: Webmaster on Sun 15 May 11 at 13:29
       
 Bentley - Zero
Yeah, its a bit of mongrel with false kennel club papers, were it not they wouldnt be trying to punt it out on Ebay.
Last edited by: Webmaster on Sun 15 May 11 at 13:29
       
 Bentley - Ted

I thought it didn't look right when I saw the first picture......R Type sprang to mind until I read on !

It's a replica.......BIN at £150K.......Haha.

Ted
       
 ford focus - devonite
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260&autoredirect=off

scroll down to the description!
       
 ford focus - mikeyb
Thats one of the best adds I have read for a long time.

"I gave them a quick tickle with an alloy cleaning brush but they need a better clean than that but since I am quite busy trying to get in to the girl next doors knickers I can’t be bothered."

Loved his hand drawings of the focus to - very nice
       
 Unregistered Vectra-B Estate - only done 85 miles. - VxFan

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220783035109

       
 Unregistered Vectra-B Estate - only done 85 miles. - BobbyG
They seem to have alot of stolen / recovered where the insurance has paid out (or payed out) but not recorded or listed on HPI ?
       
 Unregistered Vectra-B Estate - only done 85 miles. - VxFan
Unregistered Vectra-B Estate:

Re listed. No explanation why.

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320707267784

       
 Unregistered Vectra-B Estate - only done 85 miles. - Stuu
Nobody wants to buy an old Vectra presumably. Horrid cars when new those ones, you would have to REALLY like Vauxhall to buy a bog standard Vectra for £4.6k. If it was a V6 with leather then just maybe it woul peak someones interest but zzzzzzzzz.....
       
 Unregistered Vectra-B Estate - only done 85 miles. - VxFan
>> Horrid cars when new those ones,

The early ones had problems (preface), but the facelift Vec-B was fine.
       
 Unregistered Vectra-B Estate - only done 85 miles. - RattleandSmoke
And I thought my dads was too new for the plate. They stopped making the Fiesta 1.3 Ghia in 1996 as nobody wanted the OHV engine on a Ghia spec. Yet my VIN confirms the car was made in March 96 and it was registered in December1997.

       
 Unregistered Vectra-B Estate - only done 85 miles. - Stuu
>>but the facelift Vec-B was fine<<

Still one of the dullest cars on the face of the planet and stodgy to drive. I drove stacks of them when they were new and they were awful, not a patch on a Mondeo.
       
 Unregistered Vectra-B Estate - only done 85 miles. - commerdriver
>> Still one of the dullest cars on the face of the planet and stodgy to
>> drive.

don't agree at all, the one I had (2.0 DTi CD) was comfortable, totally reliable over 120k miles, economical & plenty quick enough in normal driving, whatever the road. It wasn't the best at anything but I liked it when I had it.
.
       
 Unregistered Vectra-B Estate - only done 85 miles. - VxFan
>> not a patch on a Mondeo.

Ah, the old Vectra-B vs Mondeo argument.
       
 Unregistered Vectra-B Estate - only done 85 miles. - R.P.
There'd be a stack of work on it to get it roadworthy, new belts, new tyres, new fluids, the mind boggles. We had a P reg one in the family once upon a time. A 2.0 litre Sri - it was quick enough but boring.
       
 Unregistered Vectra-B Estate - only done 85 miles. - rtj70
I had two Vectra's (one on an N plate and the other a P plate). The first was a 1.8LS and it had a tendency to spin the front wheels easily despite being underpowered - especially when trying to get onto busy roundabouts. Swapped it for a P plate 2.0GLS because it was available (company car) and it had traction control. It was a lot better car and the 136PS engine made a big difference.

It was an okay car I suppose. I preferred the Golf GTi 1.8T that replaced it though.
       
 ebay ad... - smokie
May not be a bargain but quite funny. I thought we had a thread for eBay but can't find it.

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260
       
 ebay ad... - bathtub tom
>>I thought we had a thread for eBay but can't find it.

Here you are: www.car4play.com/forum/post/index.htm?f=2&t=5674

Can't get the staff, you know. ;>)
       
 ebay ad... - smokie
Thank you Tom, moved it (after a false start, when it ended up in Introduce Yourself!)
       
 ebay ad... - bathtub tom
>>after a false start, when it ended up in Introduce Yourself!

Can't get the staff, you know. ;>)

Edit. PS. I'm an orphan, I've got my parents' marriage certificate!
Last edited by: bathtub tom {p} on Thu 19 May 11 at 23:13
       
 ebay ad... - Mike Hannon
And some of you thought that Bentley was hideous - look at this:

cgi.ebay.co.uk/1910-STYLE-WEDDING-CAR-/290566362341?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43a71ad4e5

It says a 'reputable classic car dealer valued it at £30,000'. So a 'reputable classic car dealer' wouldn't hesitate to conjure up a price for a botched-up Tranny or Sherpa or whatever it is. Says it all really.
       
 ebay ad... - madf
Very tasteful : for those who have none.
       
 ebay ad... - -
Very skilled truck mechanic i worked with used to build this sort of thing from the ground up, built his own chassis' and bodies and usually used B series Morris engines and gearbox's.

His wife used them for many years in her own small wedding business.

His were good enough to be sold commercially in obviously small numbers, but the mountainous type approval and liability stopped him from expanding.
       
 ebay ad... - Mapmaker
The "pearl princess" is presumably an MOT fail with that numberplate (unless the Transit is *really* old).
       
 Large tool collection - VxFan

cgi.ebay.co.uk/290569983872

       
 Large tool collection - bhoywonder
That is one awesome toolkit.
       
 Large tool collection - bathtub tom
Should this be in the OCD thread I suggested starting?
       
 Large tool collection - Dave_
80 socket sets, 400 spanners, 25 ratchet screwdrivers, all brand new...

Have Snap On had a van stolen lately? ;)
       
 Large tool collection - Focusless
Yes, a lot of tools... but £23k?? And 2 days to go.
       
 Large tool collection - Mike Hannon
But why??
       
 Large tool collection - madf
"DID START TO LIST EACH ITEM BUT THERE IS JUST TO MUCH ...THIS LOT WOULD COST A FORTUNE TO BUY FROM SNAP ON
"

Hmm.. He can't list them but they're worth £25k..

He's a tool.
       
 Large tool collection - Focusless
>> Hmm.. He can't list them but they're worth £25k..
>>
>> He's a tool.

He put them on at 99p - presumably he must have been confident they'd go for a bit more than that.
       
 Large tool collection - Harleyman
>> But why??
>>

My thoughts exactly. Description of means of acquisition looks decidedly iffy.
       
 Large tool collection - Dog
bathtub summed it up at 10.29am, either that or he's a tealeaf.
       
 Large tool collection - AnotherJohnH
If I owned that many tools I'd never get any work done - too much time spent wondering which is (and then finding) correct/best one for the job.

I have enough trouble with a modest selection of spanners.
Last edited by: AnotherJohnH on Sat 4 Jun 11 at 18:02
      1  
 Large tool collection - Dave_
>> cgi.ebay.co.uk/290569983872

Tools sold for £33,950.00 with 97 bids.

In the Q&A section the vendor said that most of the tools originated from Colin McRae's mechanic.
Last edited by: Dave_TDCi on Sat 4 Jun 11 at 19:09
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Dave_
cgi.ebay.co.uk/1948-austin-Healey-/160596533981

A rebuilt wooden bodied Healey estate, one of only two remaining in existence. Currently bid up to nearly £45,000.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Armel Coussine
Wow, that's steep.

I remember Healeys well because they were one of the classy, rare cars of the day (Frazer Nash, Lea-Francis, Bristol 2 litre, AC...). They went well too with the Riley 2.4 running gear and aluminium bodies. Their few rich, opinionated owners loved them dearly. But although distinctive they weren't good looking (same applied to Lea-Francis cars), and the aluminium body panels could look a bit ripply from new. Of course the steel-bodied Rileys went almost as well and the police used them until they moved over to Wolseleys and Jags.

The only really good-looking Healey was the stark Silverstone two-seater, a genuine sports car not just a fast tourer. Some were fitted with Jaguar engines by owners. Wouldn't mind one of those but the standard one would be better balanced. There was also an American joint venture, the Nash-Healey. That would have been a smooth cruiser and was quite svelte looking.

Austin Healeys were a bit later when the company went broke and needed a rich partner.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Zero
Really not keen on the look of that at all, a bit too hearse like for me, but you have to stand back, whistle and admire the level of skill and craftsmanships that's gone into the rebuild.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Dog
Ugly looking blimming thing - looks like a coffin on wheels and the number plate sums it up nicely.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Iffy
Bid £44,801 - reserve not met.

Greedy git.

Can't even be certain it looked quite like that originally.

       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Armel Coussine
They were handmade and no two were the same Iffy.

I wouldn't pay that money for that car however rich I was. Well, only if the owner would let me put it through its full paces on roughish twisties to unmask any asymmetries or untoward flexing etc. I suppose the main chassis must be all new so if put together properly it could drive as new. But I bet it doesn't.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Iffy
...They were handmade and no two were the same Iffy...

Thanks for that.

Some collectors place a high value on originality - it matters not if there was one made or a million.

The seller would have more chance of getting big money if he had original drawings/photos which he had worked from.

       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Zero
Some of them work build from nothing more than the original vin plate. That's a stretching the bounds of original a bit far. Caused a lot of hoo haa with an old buggati.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - madf
Hmm
Patina of old age? None
Smell of old wood and leather and oil? None

Too new for me.. and ugly to boot..
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - henry k
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ford-mondeo-modified-2-door-pickup-custom-project-/160599031457?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item256472bea1

A lot of effort for ??
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Zero
I quite like the look of that actually.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Zero
cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-TRANSIT-COSWORTH-/130524696604
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - DP
>> cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-TRANSIT-COSWORTH-/130524696604

Very cool, but would be so much cooler if it was white, with rotten arches, had the words "DON'T YOU WISH YOUR WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY?" scrawled in the dirt across the back doors, and of course, had a pair of rusting ladders tied to the roof with a couple of old bits of rag.... :-)
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Dog
Previously owned by the Co-Op, to ferry cadavers to the heater.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - mikeyb
10K for a molested tranny with no MOT.....I think he is optimistic
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - AshT
tinyurl.com/6fo4xlo

I owned a few of these way back when, can't remember ever spending more than £300 on one - £6000 is a bit of an eye opener. Great cars though, fun to drive and really useful; closest thing to them today I suppose is a Berlingo or something similar.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - DP
Well priced, honest sounding example of one of my all time favourites. Probably far less likely to disappoint than one of the many misdescribed "minters" up for twice the money:

tinyurl.com/6849ktz

What a beautiful old thing.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - madf
From the ebay ad:
"since then i have never driven it although i do start it up on a

regular basis to keep everything ok, and it is just sat in

my garage ready to go, i just dont have the time to use it and so i

have deceided to put it up for auction so someone else

can have as much fun in it as i have had


As he has never driven it, he's wishing the new owner no fun with it?

Tested new top speed, etc.. but do a dyno check to make sure it's ok.. (he's never driven it)..

Full of copouts in my view.. pig in poke...?
Last edited by: madf on Tue 14 Jun 11 at 17:11
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Focusless
madf - either I'm blind or we're looking at different ads. Where does it say your quotes?
Last edited by: Focus on Tue 14 Jun 11 at 17:24
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Focusless
"she drives lovely nice and light and plenty quick enough and I do love taking it out in the sun but it takes ages to get anywhere as youre always talking to people about it"
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Dave_
cgi.ebay.co.uk/260800175323

That's a proper Q-car IMO.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Focusless
>> cgi.ebay.co.uk/260800175323
>>
>> That's a proper Q-car IMO.

Well I hope with all that power it goes round corners better than the Nova Mrs F had when I first knew her - it much preferred to carry on in a straight line.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - DP
>> cgi.ebay.co.uk/260800175323
>>
>> That's a proper Q-car IMO.

That is absolutely fantastic. I want it!

The only thing I would change would be to put the 1.0 badges back on it! :-D
Last edited by: DP on Fri 17 Jun 11 at 15:03
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Alanovich
OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGOD!!!!

*Bites fist*

tinyurl.com/3csdke4
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Dog
>>OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGOD!!!!<<

One previous owner, low mileage ... so you fancy a trip to Cheshire do you!
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Alanovich
Gah. I'm going to have to shift the 360 to make way for something Alfa shaped. But I expect I'll miss this one.

Patience, boy, patience................
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Armel Coussine
You are a man of taste Alanovic.

Soon though people will be bending your ear about electrical problems and rust and carburettors and contact breakers, as well as pointing out smugly that their Corsas are faster than that.

We are surrounded by philistines. One day we must start a thread about the interesting contradiction between a love of cars and left-of-centre politics. They are not often present in the same person, although the combination is not unknown.

Couple of gossip snippets for you: Leonid Brezhnev, whose politics may not have been all that left-wing, was a total car freak and had a collection. The late former Prime Minister Edward Heath was a famously bad and terrifying driver whose aides eventually banned him from driving.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Alanovich
Interesting. I wonder wither Tovarishch Brezhnev's collection? And what did it contain?

I still bear an enormous interest in and affection for Communist Bloc cars, almost to the level of my love for old FIATs and Alfas. My thirst is usually slaked by spotting old curios rotting away in darkened corners of Belgrade and rural Serbia.

How I'd love a (70s/80s) Volga one day.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Stuu
My affection for lost and unloved makes/models is only held back by finances. If I win the lottery the new big house will need a big barn to store all the old clunkers that nobody has every heard of.

I have an inexplicable desire to own a Fiat Croma Turbo and a Lancia Dedra. Everytime ive wanted a Croma I cant find one. Prob cos when I go on that how mnay left website it will say there arent any, which would explain things...

EDIT. I looked, there are 30 still taxed and only one Turbo. Could be a long wait, tho I do like the Thema too...
Last edited by: FoR on Fri 17 Jun 11 at 14:44
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Alanovich
There's a Thema 8.32 on eBay right now.................

I also like the original Croma and the Dedra. Good show, old bean.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Stuu
I admit I rather like old old big jap saloons too, very anti-establishment which is exactly how I like my cars. I look at the early Nissan Maxima with lust aswell as the techo-force Mitsubishi Sigma, thats before we get onto one of my all time favorites, the Subaru SVX...

If its weird and nobody will know what it is, Im in.
Last edited by: FoR on Fri 17 Jun 11 at 14:53
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Stuu
Lord help me, theres a Nissan 300C up for £995...
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Alanovich
>> Lord help me, theres a Nissan 300C up for £995...
>>

Where? Cannae see it.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Stuu
Its on Autotrader, place called Unique Cars. They also have an SVX and some other jap oddities. Fab place tho low stock level.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Zero
You wanna FIAT?


Well here is a FIAT and a half.


www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201041370749971
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Stuu
Half too many for me.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Armel Coussine
Russian cars are heavy and derivative. Even the Zis limos for the top brass were copies of pre-war Packards.

Skodas and Tatras were in another class altogether. Czech engineering traditionally was second to none. The Bren gun for example was a Czech design (name comes from where it was developed: Brno). In fact Ferdinand Porsche was really Czech (Sudeten German anyway).

Were I really rich I would try to find a decent Tatra 603. At the end of communism in that country, a friend there told me that the Politburo Tatras had all gone to their chauffeurs who wanted to sell them, and they weren't dear. Problem was they couldn't be legally exported, so had to be smuggled out. German car freaks were doing it by the container load, but it sounded too risky for one who didn't have a lot of spare cash. I have often regretted my wimpishness.
Last edited by: Armel Coussine on Fri 17 Jun 11 at 14:50
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Runfer D'Hills
>> OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGOD!!!!

That's just up the road from me...

I feel sick.

I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it I.............

:-(
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Zero
2 grand. Ye gods, it must go for more than that. I would have that like a shot, but I have no dry space to keep it!
Last edited by: Zero on Fri 17 Jun 11 at 17:07
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Runfer D'Hills
I do have space.......and it's just up the road....


Nooooo

       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Stuu
Let us know how the test drive goes :-)
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - R.P.
Go for it Humph.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Runfer D'Hills
There was a time, long long ago when I would have turned down Raquel Welch in her Planet of the Apes outfit for one of those.

Wouldn't have it now. Preposterous idea. Not up for discussion. Laughable really....

Tarporley? I could be there in a jiffy, just for a look...

No. Absolutely no.

Thanks for asking.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - rtj70
>> There was a time, long long ago when I would have turned down Raquel Welch in her Planet of the Apes outfit

Did you mean One Million Years B.C. ?
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Runfer D'Hills
Well whatever. It was a well tidy look...

unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/raquel_welch_29.jpg
Last edited by: Humph D'Bout on Fri 17 Jun 11 at 19:02
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - R.P.
Is she an Unusual Sighting or is she on E-Bay...?
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - rtj70
Didn't think anyone dressed like that on any of the Planet of the Apes movies or the series. Or remake.

But not on ebay I guess.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Zero
cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-FORD-GRANADA-GHIA-AUTO-gold-/280682932838
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Zero
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Citroen-DS-23-Safari-1973-Classic-/250825038635?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a66565b2b#ht_768wt_1139

Just look at these pictures! Lordy Lord, it even has the optional window blinds!
Last edited by: Zero on Fri 17 Jun 11 at 19:56
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - R.P.
I had a Matchbox model with those blinds.....just the sort of car I imagine AC would have driven in some far flung corner of the world.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Armel Coussine
>> Thanks for asking.

FFS stop mincing around and buy the sodding thing Humph.

If it isn't a hallucination that is.

If you get it for some sort of reasonable price, and don't really want it yourself, some nutter here will take it off your hands for a swingeing loss. I've always fancied a lurid scarlet rustbucket actually.
       
 Seen on E-bay - Volume 6 - Armel Coussine
The fur bikini wasn't all that good.

She's been OK in some other movies though. Funny too, when required to be.

Purely by accident of course, I am probably the only person here who has actually met Raquel Welch in the, cough, flesh.

She was civil and dressed well down. You wouldn't have given her a second glance in the street.
       
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