Non-motoring > Gym membership. Miscellaneous
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 Gym membership. - Dog
Now that Winter is behind us and Spring is in the air, a young mans thoughts often turn to ...
Gym membership!
What I propose is a virtual gym whereby members arise at 6-00am for exercise in the virtual yard followed by a cold shower before breakfast.
I put forward Martin Devon as the physical education instructor.
Carnal Cuisine could furnish us with the history of Health and Efficiency.
There would have to be a small membership fee of £123 per quarter which I would kindly volunteer to collect via a Cayman Islands PO box to be invested in the Liberian bond market and eventually returned to you WITH PROFITS.
Reductions for multiple members.
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 Gym membership. new Dog 17 Mar 10 13:53
 Gym membership. new SteelSpark 17 Mar 10 14:02
 Gym membership. new Bellboy 17 Mar 10 14:14
 Gym membership. new Dog 18 Mar 10 09:01
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