Trick two involves blood pressure tests at the Quacks in the early Morning, or at the supermarket `drug dealer` who is now doing them for free.
(trick 1 involved market researchers and free chocolate bars a long time ago)
Typically, get tested and it`s around 110/60 - sometimes much lower and then, there`s a rush to find a biscuit and sometimes a free mug of tea.
Then if you say, `I wonder if it`s heart failure` - you can get that concerned look and sometimes a hint of panic. (it`s not)
They don`t know that I`m just after the free biscuit and behind the withered carcass and white beard might be assessing their personality out of boredom.
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Trick 2 - getting a free biscuit - blood .. new
Trick 2 - getting a free biscuit - blo.. new