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Thread Author: R.P. Replies: 330

 Terrible jokes thread. - VxFan
A man dies and goes to heaven. As he is standing at the pearly gates he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter.

"What are those clocks for ?" he asks.

"Those are lie clocks, every time someone tells a lie the hands on their clocks move"

"Oh" says the man "whose clock is that?" he says pointing.

"That's Mother Teresa's clock" says St Peter, "its hands have never moved"

"Wow" says the man "and who's clock is that?

"That's Abraham Lincolns clock, it's hands have only moved twice" says St Peter

"Where's Boris Johnson's clock?" asks the man

"Oh we're using that one as a ceiling fan" replies St Peter.
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