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 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - VxFan

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A round up of the good, the bad and the ugly on ebay


Last edited by: VxFan on Wed 19 Feb 14 at 18:57
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - VxFan
Restoration project anyone?

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/190880799462

       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - L'escargot
>> Restoration project anyone?
>>
>> www.ebay.co.uk/itm/190880799462

I'm not familiar with buying on ebay, so this may be a naïve question. Will the final bidder seriously be expected to pay the amount they've bid?
Last edited by: L'escargot on Wed 14 Aug 13 at 10:21
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - swiss tony
>> I'm not familiar with buying on ebay, so this may be a naïve question. Will
>> the final bidder seriously be expected to pay the amount they've bid?
>>

Probably not.... pages.ebay.co.uk/help/policies/non-binding-bid.html
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Roger.
tinyurl.com/ltejzdm
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Mike Hannon
Most people should leave humour to those who are good at it.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - mikeyb
tinyurl.com/mm93dnc

Pretty original looking Saab
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Alanovich
I know this ain't ebay, but I saw this and immediately thought: "Armel Coussine would like that".

www2.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201307107738739/

Am I right or a meringue?
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Armel Coussine
To be quite honest Alanović it's a bit flash for me (I'd much prefer grey primer all over including the wheels), and I don't think alloy wheels are suitable for a vehicle like that. No doubt it has a V8 and goes well, but it isn't really designed to go fast and would be a bit hairy at any real speed.

I'd have loved it thirty years ago or more. But it's too macho for me now. I like efficient cars you know, even snorting monsters can have an efficient side.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 investment - -
tinyurl.com/pwgbrav

This is the same as mine but different colour, if anyone wants a good MB coupe this is well worth a look, if the history checks out its a future classic
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 investment - ToMoCo
That looks great GB. If, like you say, the history checks out, it could be a fantastic buy
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 investment - -
>> That looks great

I think its the genuine article, not flattering pictures by any means quite how he managed to make it look so drab especially that lovely leather is anyones guess, its well priced though for such a low mileage low ownership and well maintained example.

Be a tragedy if it ended up being chavved as so many of them have.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 investment - Fullchat
Comes with two new Firestone tyres as well :S
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 investment - bathtub tom
>> Comes with two new Firestone tyres as well :S

I see his farther(sic) had them fitted in 2009! It also claims to have a particulate filter - that'd be clever. Note the air-con's not working because of no belt.

Perhaps there's more hidden?
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 investment - Dog
>> It also claims to have a particulate filter

I clocked that one 'n all, but then all filters filter particulates innit, so it's not in-correct, and that, like.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Ted
One for the connosewer.....

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-MOSKVICH-MOSKVITCH-Moskvic-Moskwitch-408-LHD-RUSSIAN-CAR-grey-with-Czech-V5-/271276154961?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f2951a051

Ted
Last edited by: Webmaster on Wed 9 Oct 13 at 09:21
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Armel Coussine
One of my fellow minicabbers in Clapham had one of those in RAF blue, Ted. He was an ex-Rhodesian policeman known to colleagues as 'Dirty Jim' (he was a bit like you in a way Edouardo... no offence).

Nasty little motor I thought.
Last edited by: Webmaster on Wed 9 Oct 13 at 09:21
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Dog
And, something special for Maltese Lud:

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-2CV-Special-/121148394070?pt=Automobiles_UK

:}
Last edited by: Webmaster on Wed 9 Oct 13 at 09:21
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Boxsterboy
That's one of the last Portuguese built ones - they rust even more than the French ones when not looked after.
       
 Lost causes = Sucker... - R.P.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-FORD-ESCORT-RS-RED-/231082856021?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35cd9c8e55#ht_615wt_1152
       
 Lost causes = Sucker... - mikeyb
....In need of light restoring

Think that's optimistic even from someone selling a used motor!
       
 Lost causes = Sucker... - henry k
>> ....In need of light restoring
>>
>> Think that's optimistic even from someone selling a used motor!
>>
Which ever way you look at it :-)
       
 Lost causes = Sucker... - Zero
I just sold him a "how to use the camera on your smartphone" book.
       
 Lost causes = Sucker... - borasport
That's a seriously large tin by the side of the car door in the second picture - I can't tell if its lager or red bull, but it may be why he didn't finish the restoration....
       
 Please, no!!! - Robin O'Reliant
I can't remember the last time I saw a car I wanted so much, and it's easily affordable. Trouble is my car is used mainly for work and this would be both impractical to use and a bit heavy on running costs.

Somebody buy it for God's sake, before I twitch on the button in a moment of madness -

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221310209157?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649
Last edited by: Robin O'Reliant on Sat 9 Nov 13 at 10:51
       
 Please, no!!! - Runfer D'Hills
It does look nice but if you want some mental images to help you walk away, then consider that William Hague had one for a start.

I can't talk though, I very nearly bought a then only mildly second hand Ford Probe for my wife. Test drove it and everything. Want to think that was a 2.5 V6.

Only thing which saved me was Steve Coogan using one as his character Gareth Cheeseman's wheels.


Nice though RR, very nice, probably be cheap enough and being a 2.0 won't really be too steamy on running costs...
       
 Please, no!!! - Robin O'Reliant
Even if it broke I could just sit in it on the drive and pretend.

William Hague? I could live with that, long as Neil Kinnock or Bruce Forsyth never had one.
Last edited by: Robin O'Reliant on Sat 9 Nov 13 at 11:06
       
 Please, no!!! - Runfer D'Hills
Probably wouldn't break though. Do you have some string back gloves, some slip on shoes and a Pringle sweater just in case you do buy it?
       
 Please, no!!! - Robin O'Reliant
I was thinking more Raybans and a packet of Gauloises.
       
 Please, no!!! - Runfer D'Hills
Foster Grants and B&H more like ! Grey shoes. Medallion, sovereign ring, identity bracelet.
       
 Please, no!!! - crocks
>> Trouble is my car is used mainly for work and this would be both impractical to use...

Would this one be better.
www.fastcar.co.uk/2011/04/18/modified-ford-cougar-2-5-v6/
       
 Please, no!!! - Harleyman
You wouldn't be the first to splash out a lot of good money on an old Cougar.... ;-)
       
 Please, no!!! - Runfer D'Hills
Aye true, but you'd hope at least with car he'd get more use of it than just ten minutes round the back of Asda.
       
 Please, no!!! - Runfer D'Hills
Just read the listing again. 10 previous owners. Old cougar indeed...
       
 Please, no!!! - R.P.
A bloke I worked with had one. Very unusual situation - I'm sure he was in his late twenties when he passed his test and not a natural driver, he was a family man when he bought it. I was surprised as he liked to keep a low professional profile. He had a drink problem and was fond of "skirt" not that that had a bearing on his choice of car.
       
 Please, no!!! - Fenlander
>>>www.car4play.com/redirect.php?http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221310209157?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649


Sorry I have to be brutally honest. Totally devoid of any style or class. Same length as a Mondeo but few of the practical benefits.
       
 Please, no!!! - Harleyman
And apart from that, if they rust as badly as the smaller Puma they'll be very rare indeed!
       
 Please, no!!! - bathtub tom
Weren't they just a Mondeo coupé?
       
 Please, no!!! - Skip
>> Weren't they just a Mondeo coupé?
>>

Yup
       
 Please, no!!! - Runfer D'Hills
No one bid on that Cougar RR. Guess you must have resisted?
       
 Please, no!!! - Robin O'Reliant
>> No one bid on that Cougar RR. Guess you must have resisted?
>>

Just.

I hadn't originally noticed the high number of previous owners which to me points to all not being well. However, there do seem to be a decent number of Cougars for sale on ebay and they don't command high prices. They've probably reached the point where values have bottomed out before possibly climbing as the numbers dwindle and I do fancy one. Higher running costs than the budget stuff I tend to favour now, but with a substantial saving on buying price I'd most likely still be quids in over the cars lifetime.

I know it's only a Mondeo with a sock down it's pants, but you get a lot of car for not much money and I love the sleek looks compared to the modern tanks of today.

Hmmm, now relisted at £450.
Last edited by: Robin O'Reliant on Sun 10 Nov 13 at 19:56
       
 Please, no!!! - Armel Coussine
You wouldn't want one that wasn't a V6.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Robin O'Reliant
"Car is driveable but suffers some accident damage on the near side"

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-FIAT-PANDA-1-3-DYNAMIC-MULTIJET-ORANGE-/200987259653

Gerraway!
Last edited by: VxFan on Wed 13 Nov 13 at 12:40
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - henry k
"suffers cosmetic damage on the offside."

"unfortunately I put the car on its side a few days ago...., it wasn't a fast crash so I don't think there is any structural damage mostly cosmetic but i am not a mechanic so I can't be 100%.2

Please ignore the roof damage !!!
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Fullchat
So where is the picture of the offside?????
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Robin O'Reliant
All the pictures are clickable on the link I posted.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Manatee
>> So where is the picture of the offside?????

You can scroll the thumbnails.

It's not trivial, and the roof's bent.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Zero
and the A post
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - rtj70
>> and the A post

Yes - it seems from the windscreen damage and deflection of the screen that the A post is damage on the driver's side.

But is the car worth it for spares to someone? No idea myself. Break it down for spares and it might be worth the asking price - well who knows what that is because the bids are not over.
Last edited by: rtj70 on Wed 13 Nov 13 at 17:47
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Runfer D'Hills
Bet that rattles a bit at the back.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Fullchat
"You can scroll the thumbnails."

Whoops :S
Last edited by: Fullchat on Wed 13 Nov 13 at 17:54
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - rtj70
I didn't read the text posted with the add. I love: "the near side is immaculate as is the boot and 95% of the bonnet" so the bonnet needs fixing as does a lot else.

I got rear-ended by an HGV in a hire Fiesta. The front half of the car was probably immaculate too. The car was written off for obvious reasons :-)
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Robin O'Reliant
"Re-listed due to time wasters".

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-FIAT-PANDA-1-3-DYNAMIC-MULTIJET-ORANGE-/200994048005?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ecc2dc805

You don't say.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Robin O'Reliant
Another gem -

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-ESCORT-RS-TURBO-BLACK-Unfinished-project-Spares-or-repairs-/281205531496?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417927e368
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - mikeyb
Shame he has run out of time, what with so little being left to finish
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - ToMoCo
Something for the weekend?

tinyurl.com/ox8pwz9
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - mikeyb
Another joker here

tinyurl.com/p5r7d43
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Haywain
Mmm ….. we got £130 for a scrap Corsa.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Robin O'Reliant
"I KNOW PEOPLE WILL SAY ITS JUST A RUST BUCKET BUT YOU DON'T FIND THESE OFTEN".

You don't say.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - madf
There are always muppets who think any old Ford is worth more than scrap or parts value..

       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - borasport
'Will post to United Kingdom'
Yeah, right


And I hadn't even noticed it is one of those Ecsort models
Last edited by: borasport on Wed 27 Nov 13 at 19:13
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - ToMoCo
Wot no spinnerz!

tinyurl.com/optz7xd
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - madf
>> Wot no spinnerz!
>>
>> tinyurl.com/optz7xd
>>

That would look nice in our yard.. (no mention of service history I see)
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - crocks
... or fuel type or engine size.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - rtj70
I wonder how much the number plates is worth?
Last edited by: rtj70 on Fri 29 Nov 13 at 12:22
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Roger.
For a lady - priceless!
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Mapmaker
That numberplate used to cruise around Marylebone on a sports car. A BMW iirc, but I might be absolutely wrong.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Haywain
The absolute pinnacle of good taste. My first guess was 'Essex' - but not quite!
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Armel Coussine
Perhaps her sugar daddy has PEN15 which I once saw on a silver Bentley. His'n'hers, ah how cute.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - mikeyb
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MORRIS-RALLY-REPLICA-/181271111828?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a3499a894
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - R.P.
Having just consumed 4 pints of "Mws Piws" dark bitter, I very, very nearly bid on it....
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Dog
>>Having just consumed 4 pints of "Mws Piws" dark bitter, I very, very nearly bid on it....

It musta bin strong stuff then, to even consider bidding on that thing.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Alastairw
I didn't think they rallied Marinas - Landcrabs, yes, Marinas no.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - bathtub tom
"HAS SIDEWINDER EXHAUST."

You can see it on the nearside, looks low to me. Don't think it would last long on a stage.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Fenlander
They did indeed rally the Marina. In the 70s I had tyres fitted to my Herald that were destined for a rally Marina but never used. Unusual size... 180 x something Goodyear mud and snow tyres.

These tyres... www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Goodyear-G800-Ultragrip-Rally-Special-Tyres-6-off-/290911511973
Last edited by: Fenlander on Wed 4 Dec 13 at 23:32
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Roger.
I nearly had a Marina 1800 as a company funded car.
Sense and stodginess prevailed and I bought a Hillman Hunter instead (EMT777J).
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - R.P.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-A40-FARINA-VAN1968-TAX-AND-TEST-GOOD-COND-AND-READY-TO-DRIVE-AWAY-/281235348322?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417aeedb62

An (well natured) argument has ensued on a FB page that I subscribe to. Was there ever a genuine van version ? AROnline is vague - Wiki gives it a mention, and the A40 forum is a big bad zero...

Anyone any evidence.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Armel Coussine
>> Was there ever a genuine van version ?

Not that I can remember. But there were a few others with the rear window blanked off as a van modification.

My father had one. Can't remember if I ever drove it but I didn't like it much. I wanted him to get a Citroen or something else interesting and foreign... but he had special CSMA deals on BL or whatever cars. He replaced it with a Marina 1300 coupé to my mounting scorn...

Actually neither car was all bad. The A series engine common to both was eminently tweakable and a lot of owners fettled their examples mildly. Can't remember Marinas doing much other than rallying but A40s were numerous in saloon car racing for a year or two. Both were variants of the Morris Minor 1000 under the skin.

       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Skip
The A series engine common to both was eminently
>> tweakable and a lot of owners fettled their examples mildly. Can't remember Marinas doing much
>> other than rallying but A40s were numerous in saloon car racing for a year or
>> two. Both were variants of the Morris Minor 1000 under the skin.
>>

I've always had a bit of a soft spot for the venerable old A Series engine. Always punched way above its weight IMHO, I have had cars with it in 848, 998, 1098, and 1275cc forms and they all reached decent mileages without any problems.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Zero
Here we go, slap your FB fiends with this.



www.austinmemories.com/page8/page15/page15.html


Wont stop the argument tho, it was export only.
Last edited by: Zero on Mon 30 Dec 13 at 19:17
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - CGNorwich
Dam, beat me to it.
Last edited by: CGNorwich on Mon 30 Dec 13 at 19:22
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - CGNorwich
According to this:

A van version was also produced in MKI and MKII version, these were based on the Countryman. They were fully trimmed but having a steel panel instead of the rear quarter light. It was a export only model, with most of them going to Finland or Portugal about 600 in total.


www.austinmemories.com/page8/page15/page15.html
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Duncan
>> According to this:
>>
>> A van version was also produced in MKI and MKII version, these were based on
>> the Countryman. They were fully trimmed but having a steel panel instead of the rear
>> quarter light. It was a export only model, with most of them going to Finland
>> or Portugal about 600 in total.
>>
>>
>> www.austinmemories.com/page8/page15/page15.html
>>

Yes.

I am sure there's an echo in here?
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Ted

The Mk 1s had a lifting glass ' hatch ' and a drop down lower panel. They wouldn't have made very good vans with a fixed centre rail for the locks.. The Mk 2 had a fully lifting tailgate as we know it now. Much better for large loads.

I think this suspect is a conversion. For one thing it's right hand drive and the side panel seems to be flush whereas on the true van the panel is inset like the original glass.

I did the same thing with a cheap, mot fail Mk1 Renault 5, taking out the rear glasses and bonding cut out steel plates in their place. I had it flashed over in white acrylic. It looked good. I used it for some years as a service van. It earned a lot of money and I got £50 back at auction when it needed more welding again. I've some pics somewhere.

Replaced it with a white 1986 Simca 1100 van........badged as a Talbot.

HO
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Robin O'Reliant
>>
>>
>> Replaced it with a white 1986 Simca 1100 van........badged as a Talbot.
>>
>> HO
>>

We had one of those on a Local Authority fleet allocated to our section, but Simca badged. The only thing I remember about it was the brilliant heater.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Dog
>>The only thing I remember about it was the brilliant heater.

Howls about those Simca injuns then - noisier than today's DERV jobs (when warmed up!)
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Roger.
SIMCAs = known for rattly tappets,surely?
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Dog
+ tall bot Alpine/Horizon, Shirley.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - ToMoCo
Not ebay, but generally browsing big engined cars, came across this - tinyurl.com/pdpj6g4

under 10mpg combined? That can't be right, can it? It's not really big and not that fast
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Focusless
>> under 10mpg combined? That can't be right, can it? It's not really big and not
>> that fast

The combined is usually between the urban & extra-urban, never seen it less than the urban. So I suspect it's not right, no.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - ToMoCo
Ahh, didn't spot that, so possibly mixed the urban and combined up. But still!
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Armel Coussine
11 mpg is still more than 10mpg TMC... But it does seem a very thirsty Mercedes. Are they all like that?
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - VxFan
Want Gene Hunt's (Ashes to Ashes) Audi Quattro?

Well you're too late. It's already sold.

tinyurl.com/q9hwjs9 - ebay

       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Armel Coussine
>> It's already sold.

What a pity. I was looking to spend about £7,000 on a ruined heap of excrement with no windows and the doors held on with gaffer tape. 'Not rotten' made it sound especially tempting.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - bathtub tom
From the sublime.................................

tinyurl.com/myb8w3v
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - ToMoCo
>> From the sublime.................................
>>
>> tinyurl.com/myb8w3v
>>

It's slightly more affordable than this though - tinyurl.com/p8tkohh
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Armel Coussine
Now that one's very tasty indeed... nice colour too. Fabulous car in its day, for the rich. I fancied one when I was abusing my cooking R Type... the wheel and facia make me a bit nostalgic. Please note (those interested) the vast great air cleaner filled if I remember correctly with oily crumpled-up chicken wire or something similar.

I suppose the carburettors are standard RR SUs but they can't be seen.

Nearly half a million quid though for a 60-year-old Rolls-Royce... rebuilt or not, it won't react well to pedal-to-the-metal driving.



       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - J Bonington Jagworth
And no power steering, I'm guessing!
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - henry k
>> And no power steering, I'm guessing!
>>
"Power steering (E-Z electric system)."
or "Delete power steering."

".... is produced as a limited production run to the customers bespoke specification"

Dont recall seeing the following in an options list

Options:
Bumpers and/or rear parking sensors

"Orders are now being accepted with production of 5 units per year."
So get in quick
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Armel Coussine
I think it was available on late R types, and probably on the Silver Dawn RR model (auto only) sold in the US.

But you don't really need it in an R type. Once the car is rolling it steers quite easily. Not as soft as powered steering, but quite manageable.

Mind you I did get calluses on my palms when I had it, mainly driving about in London. I didn't mind of course, but a lady might. She would have to wear gloves.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Robin O'Reliant
>>
>> Mind you I did get calluses on my palms when I had it, mainly driving
>> about in London. I didn't mind of course, but a lady might. She would have
>> to wear gloves.
>>

She wouldn't be a Lady if she didn't.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Armel Coussine
Nonsense. I see ladies every day with their bare hands covered with earth or mud. And some of their gardening gloves are filthier inside than out. Tchah!
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Pat
Proper gardeners don't wear gloves!

Pat
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Armel Coussine
>> Proper gardeners don't wear gloves!

Just so Pat... but gloves can be useful when dealing with brambles, thistles, nettles etc.
       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - Armel Coussine
>> I did get calluses on my palms when I had it, mainly driving about in London.

The calluses were caused I think by stopping the wheel from spinning too far or fast under castor return when accelerating out of corners. The wheel is big, to give plenty of leverage, and smooth and shiny... but that action oft repeated will give you calluses. With power steering, castor return seems much better controlled, more damped.

The Continental was a lot lighter than the saloon, with many aluminium panels, so the steering was probably lighter too.



       
 Seen on ebay - Volume 11 - J Bonington Jagworth
Tom

"DIESEL VERSION NEARING COMPLETION" (from the ad)

Aarrgghh!
Last edited by: J Bonington Jagworth on Wed 19 Feb 14 at 16:22
       
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